O Captain My Captain...
...our fearful trip is done... But O heart! heart! heart! O the bleeding drops of red... WW
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust. TS
I'm very outgoing and social, in shape, level-headed, not needy or greedy, just selective when it comes to dating. I'm looking for an attractive, athletic, outgoing female. A woman that takes pride in her appearance and enjoys working out. Someone that can have fun doing just about anything or nothing at all. One who shares an appreciation for self-expression, feels comfortable in diverse surroundings, and doesn't complain about what others have or haven't done for her. A great sense of sarcasm, because you'll need it around me.
My ideal match would: be non-condescending and non-judgmental; treat all people with respect and dignity; say "thank you" often even if it's not always well-deserved; have a true compassion for people from all walks of life, whether they be entrepreneurs or welfare recipients; understand that a little kindness goes a long way in the grand scheme of things.
A good sense of humor is paramount. Also helpful would be an extensive vocabulary, so we can better express ourselves. Linguists and etymologists are welcome. And please, if you're looking for someone intellegent, you should definetely not mispell commen words in your profile.
Culture and manners are important to me. Hopefully you can enjoy a good book, a nice bottle of wine, a tasty beer, an art exhibit, a backyard BBQ with friends or even new acquaintances, with equal fervor. You should be comfortable in your own skin, yet be able to adapt to any situation life throws at you. If you're the type to put others down, even behind their back, we're not gonna be a good fit.
Some of my dislikes, to name a few: private phone numbers, excessive tattoos, pets sleeping on beds, smokers breath, lying about age or anything else, embittered women, tardiness, sloppy drunks, pics that don't look like you or are hiding something.
BTW, I have teeth, a complete set, natural
I love games, I am a PLAYER! Especially Boggle, Scrabble, Trouble, and even Risk :)
Overused dating expressions....
Life is too short? Hmmm, about the longest thing I know of.
It's not the number of breaths? Try not breathing for 5 mins!
Looking for your prince? Kiss my frog.
Any nice men out there? No, they all have boyfriends.
Looking for a soulmate? Beware stalemate & checkmate.
No players? Like he's gonna tell you.
Tired of the bar scene? Stop going out so much!
Prefer not to say? You just did ;-)
Looking for honesty? Find a mirror.
Just wanna be happy? That's your job, not your partner's.
Tired of all the games? Don't watch or play.
Players need not apply? They are already in :)
Impossible sentence ... There are 3 ways to spell [tu]: to, two, and too
Too often two is 2 to you.
Bonus points if you can differentiate: there, their, they're
cite, sight, site
woman -> singular
women -> plural
Spelling quiz: neccesary, necessary, or necesary ; spontanios, spontaneous, or spontanious ; definately, definitely, or defanitely
Quotes:
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm.
Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
Argue for your limitations and sure enough they are yours.
We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it.
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor ...(
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Open the car door for her. Kiss on the cheek, smack on the butt. Give her the Presidential physical fitness test, Mensa, and Rorschach - compatibility test here isn't enough! Prepare her french toast for breakfast if she passes. Or you can invite me over for dinner, showcase your cooking, with an appropriate wine selection. Maybe even have your parents there, see if we match.
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