I love to drink with my mad girlfriends at the weekend. Im always prankin people (So never give me yr fone number.lol) I like playing practical jokes on my friends and some would say im pretty immature 4 my age. Im currently at college studying IT. I don't have any pets but i love cats All of my children have left home. I travel alot, mainly 2 spain an would like to hear from any1 with a good sense of humour. Please dont message me if u do drugs, when a guy says "Get your crack out" i wanna no he's sayin it in a romantic way, Lmao! I dont generally engage in convos' with guys without pics, imagine..... You could be my neighbour, an he's way over the hill and orrible!!
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First Date
Forget all the moonlit walks along the beach, my idea of a first date would be to cosy up on the sofa watching Top Gear with a few beers, then straight down the car park for a bit of dogging. (Now if that dont bag me a date, I dont no wot will)
Alternatively, we could go for a spot of fishing with my mates Rod an Annette, lol.
PLEASE NOTE: If you are gonna message me just because you are looking for sex, Fuking hurry up LOL :-)
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I like playing practical jokes on my friends and some would say im pretty immature 4 my age. Im currently at college studying IT. I don't have any pets but i love cats
All of my children have left home. I travel alot, mainly 2 spain an would like to hear from any1 with a good sense of humour. Please dont message me if u do drugs, when a guy says "Get your crack out" i wanna no he's sayin it in a romantic way, Lmao!