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Profession Self Employed Full time fool for love
Do you want children? Does not want children
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About Me
Misnomer? I don't know what to call it but a glitch,(computer) so if you suddenly don't hear from me, I am not dead,
About me, the toned down version. I grew up moving around a lot, and have been single most of my life, does it matter or not if I've married? I have no children, I was a hairdresser for years, which payed for my degree in library science. I've lived alone for the past 7 years or so, and must say, I do better with a mate, but appreciate my time alone also. I am interested in various cultures, people and travel. And consider myself to be easily approachable, open minded, and a lively conversationalist. I am outgoing, live a bit vicariously, and switch interests like I change clothes, freqeuntly and varied. I love music and have a huge collection, mostly blues, reggae, and I like jazz when I am working. I am an avid reader, book collector and try to swtch styles of reading material by having several books going at once. I am trained as a jeweler, silvermith, stone cutter, and do some gold and silver casting and gem setting. I love to knit, crochet, spin, weave, work with both hard and soft glass, do cloissonne work with powdered glass in a kiln. I like antiques and have quite a varied collection of furniture and jewelry and dishes, quilts, you name it. I have done furniture refinishing, chair caning. At one time I collected mopeds, and had 13 of them in storage, and loved riding them for little trips to the store, and so on. I have a mountain bike, but don't ride it very much anymore. I don't go to the gym like I used to , but I do like swim, and can ride a motorcycle, a snowmobile, or anything with wheels. A group up us used to torture taxi drivers on skates or boards, but one too many falls sort of ended that fun. I watch foreign, independent, and avante guarde films.
What kind of man am I looking for? No preconcieved notions here. No age race or social status limits are applied. I like talkers, who can listen, people who make me think, and people with big hearts. Doesn't matter if you are a weightlifter, or disabled and in a wheelchair, I am open to accepting and gracious souls into my life. I try not to judge anyone, feel like I can learn something from most every encounter. I am not a kinky one, but I have seen and expereinced a varied crosssection of folk, and if it floats your boat, it's none of my business. I have no major skeletons in my closet, and consider myself to be pretty much an open book. but I don't like a lot of questions, or the old 'ask me anything' type conversations, share what you want, what's interesting to you, and chances are I'll have something to add.
I've met quite a few people from POF, even traveled cross country, and ocean to satisfy my curiosities, , such as, "Is this the one?" And have not met a person that I didn't enjoy talking with yet!
One last thing, I am the worlds most horrid typist, and rarely correct my mistakes, so if that bothers you, ciest la vies!
Oh , and I guess some things are too serious to be taken seriously and others' too funny to laugh about.
my old profile, yes, I know it's a little much,
I will collide the two soon enough Yea, ok I will get serious for a minute. I can talk to anyone that speaks english and enunciates. I am a magnet for the unsuspecting, a thorn in the side of the bourgeois, an antagonist by nature, a devils' advocate, free thinker, (whatever that means) and basically a pissed off buggar. I keep odd hours, I don't play by the rules, and I can't take a lot of shit. My patience level is low with not the incapable, but only those who choose it. I have morals, very few, but stringent. I am dyslexic, deaf and a smart girl who's not too wise.
My hearts' in a good place, take from it what you can use.
my dreams? I would like to get in a spaceship, be an oddity
I am just like the rest of us, doing the best I can.
oh, and I am the middle of a bloody life crisis. Nothing special, just your run of the mill ordinary every day crisis.
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my rewards and what I seek are so remarkably simple and easy to obtain, that I am practically a complete entity
I don't want to live to be a ripe old age, or leave much of anything behind, not even a legacy ...
so if for some reason, all that unecessary information trips your trigger, feel free~
anyway, anything more ya wanna know, just read about it in the sunday paper.......
First Date
I like to take walks, and talk. Doesn't matter where, and I don't mind about the weather. Rain, snow, cloudy, sunny skies, and talk about anything at all. Drives are great too, as long as I get to be a passenger, I am a good driver, but I dislike driving, unless it's in a rural or less travelled area.
Mail Settings (To message salamander000 you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Age between 25 and 70 Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
 | What can you say about a woman who if she was truthful about her profession would put "viper wrangler"? As high priestess of the venemous snake mafia she gets your respect. Or else. If you survive the encouter you will be very very happy indeed. Take anti venom with you.
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| homelessbum | Salamander was one of the very first people I talked to here and even still today, she leaves me speechless every time. She is a great friend with a heart of gold. Thanks to her, my inbox was finally cured of its anorexia. Either it’s her funny stories, amazing past, or current antics for the day. Never underestimate this blonde bombshell; she is always full of surprises and never a dull moment! |
 | Stay away! This girl is trouble! Sal, what happened? You promised to watch my back, but when I was cornered the other night by the midget strippers WHERE WERE YOU? Now I have hickies on my knees. Thanks a gazillion....
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 | Well what can I say?
This woman...no...this goddess is something special!
She is so deep in ways normal people couldnt immagine!
She is on my super fav list! Men love her women want to be her...but alas..they cant, because she is in a class of her own.
Take it from me...if I wernt so young....I would scoop her up quick! |
 | smart, sexy, classy, and a wicked sense of humor....are just a few ways to describe this dynamite lady...i am honored to consider sal a friend...when ya read her posts ya see a gal who dont hold nuthin back...if ya cant handle honesty, then ya wont be able to handle this gal! love ya, sal! |
 | A rare find with salamander000...
No holds barred, tell it like it is...
Her advice is real & to the point...
Sal has a heart of gold & is worth knowing by all who seek to meet a real person instead of a profile...
I'm glad I did! |
salamander000 has 2 roses that can be sent.
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