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Profession Self Employed Full time fool for love
Do you want children? Does not want children
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About Me
Oh , and I guess some things are too serious to be taken seriously and others' too funny to laugh about.
my old profile, yes, I know it's a little much,
I will collide the two soon enough
Yea, ok I will get serious for a minute. I can talk to anyone that speaks english and enunciates. I am a magnet for the unsuspecting, a thorn in the side of the bourgeois, an antagonist by nature, a devils' advocate, free thinker, (whatever that means) and basically a pissed off buggar. I keep odd hours, I don't play by the rules, and I can't take a lot of shit. My patience level is low with not the incapable, but only those who choose it. I have morals, very few, but stringent. I am dyslexic, deaf and a smart girl who's not too wise.
My hearts' in a good place, take from it what you can use.
my dreams? I would like to get in a spaceship, be an oddity
I am just like the rest of us, doing the best I can.
oh, and I am the middle of a bloody life crisis. Nothing special, just your run of the mill ordinary every day crisis.
Sometimes melancholy and sad, but who of us isn't, if they have taken a look around.
my rewards and what I seek are so remarkably simple and easy to obtain, that I am practically a complete entity
I don't want to live to be a ripe old age, or leave much of anything behind, not even a legacy ...
so if for some reason, all that unecessary information trips your trigger, feel free~
anyway, anything more you'd like to know? Just read about it in the sunday papers..sometimes I think someones' got it in for me
First Date
break in, steal something, run away , have sex in the nearest dark alleyway
(insert some bukowski here)
As a final note, It's best to realise that nobody is ever going to be anybody
Yea, I am just as wordy as the rest of us on fora, not as wise as some, and more of a wise cracker than others.
Nobody loves no one
Mail Settings (To message salamander000 you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Age between 25 and 70
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
 | What can you say about a woman who if she was truthful about her profession would put "viper wrangler"? As high priestess of the venemous snake mafia she gets your respect. Or else. If you survive the encouter you will be very very happy indeed. Take anti venom with you.
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| homelessbum | Salamander was one of the very first people I talked to here and even still today, she leaves me speechless every time. She is a great friend with a heart of gold. Thanks to her, my inbox was finally cured of its anorexia. Either it’s her funny stories, amazing past, or current antics for the day. Never underestimate this blonde bombshell; she is always full of surprises and never a dull moment! |
 | Stay away! This girl is trouble! Sal, what happened? You promised to watch my back, but when I was cornered the other night by the midget strippers WHERE WERE YOU? Now I have hickies on my knees. Thanks a gazillion....
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 | Well what can I say?
This woman...no...this goddess is something special!
She is so deep in ways normal people couldnt immagine!
She is on my super fav list! Men love her women want to be her...but alas..they cant, because she is in a class of her own.
Take it from me...if I wernt so young....I would scoop her up quick! |
 | smart, sexy, classy, and a wicked sense of humor....are just a few ways to describe this dynamite lady...i am honored to consider sal a friend...when ya read her posts ya see a gal who dont hold nuthin back...if ya cant handle honesty, then ya wont be able to handle this gal! love ya, sal! |
 | A rare find with salamander000...
No holds barred, tell it like it is...
Her advice is real & to the point...
Sal has a heart of gold & is worth knowing by all who seek to meet a real person instead of a profile...
I'm glad I did! |
salamander000 has 2 roses that can be sent.
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