I'm not gonna describe myself for a machine! But if I must, I will give the totally almost untrue life story of me.

I was born in a pumpkin patch. I spent my formative years learning to smile while I kill, and also when I talk to strangers. I am an over-educated university, who craves challenges and new experiences. I have a five year plan! I think cartoons and sci-fi are the greatest(its called lets pretend). I write almost as much as I read...almost. I hate grammar police as much as fashion police. The scariest book I ever read was American Pyscho, I still have nightmares....bad ones. Smile its free!

My profile pics, I admit are pretty terrible, and the reason being pictures steal your soul! I also think chairs with wheels rock. Did you see No Country For Old Men? I have a large collection of satirical boardgames, which are super cool. Thats right boardgames are cool. Heres a few things that are equally cool; sirens, japanese stuff(god bless them), pets of all types except rats...thats just gross, punk rock, books, and the internet.

I am an INFJ/ENFJ! And once I didnt have any milk for my cereal in the morning so I used root beer instead. It tasted terrible but I didnt need coffee that day at all!