Just your average guy , love the simple stuff as i feel we only get one shot at this .Love my job , kids ,and i am a very spiritual guy .I like fishing and long walks ,love the beaches also i like meeting new people .
I want to say to my fav's i will get around to upload new pics and just want to add i love ya all you are all great
THE BEST WAY TO RAISE KIDS IS TO NEVER LET THEM DOWN!
Stratigic Dictionary for Men
This is a Stratigic Dictionary for Men to keep close at hand. If you have a good working knowledge of these WORDS WOMEN USE, you (men) have a better than average chance of actually surviving a negative encounter
FINE -- This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES -- This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING -- This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows!) -- This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) -- This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH -- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH -- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY -- This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." GO AHEAD! At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO -- This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS -- A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT -- This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh" Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
WE NEED TO TALK -- The most dreaded four words a woman can say Because of something you did (or didn't) do; Because of something you said (or didn't) say; You have landed yourself in do-do deep! Prepare yourself for this talk. Practice your "I'm sorry," "Please forgive me," "It won't happen again" lines. These may be your only contributions to the 'TALK.'
Oh, you really think you are the boss? -- Be prepared for a crash course in the other 12 terms on this list. A couple of questions: Have you signed your organ donor card? Do you prefer Cremation or Burial?
This is just some quotes that i found , just written for humour do not take it the wrong way please!
It takes 3 seconds to say I love you, but it takes an eternity to show it.
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