A good marketer knows when to change things up, so here's my new pitch with a qualifying section:

You have a profile with a picture (or send me one when you contact me please and please make sure you aren't hiding behind sunglasses etc.)
You are thin/athletic
You are a professional.
You have a university degree.
You take pride in your appearance.
You dress well.
You take pride in your home.
You appreciate quality.
You are 33-45
You have no financial problems.
You are not mentally ill and you don't take any "meds".
You don't have a criminal record.
You are pro choice.
You are intelligent.
You have a sense of humour.

I try to take care of myself, but I am not fanatical - I have no problems with an occasional trip to Dairy Queen. I like some of all kinds of music. I enjoy travel for pleasure. I have been to Asia and Europe - I would love to go back again. I have no interest in politics. I don't believe in religion. I am pro-choice. I make "mooooooo" sounds when I pass cows...I think that's all you need to know for now...