Just got out of a two year relationship. I'm a you do your thing, I'll do my thing type person. I wear shorts year round. Very laid back. I love to cook for people (and I'm pretty darn good, if I may say so myself) and I love to make people laugh. I'll never criticize or berate you or tell you what to do and hope for reciprocity. I'm not really an outdoorsy type by nature, but I'm willing to go along with most things except I won't go in the ocean. I'm warm, funny, smarter than the average bear, and a good listener. I try and be honest, I don't play games and I can't stand hypocrites. I want to be part of the solution, not part of the problem. I'm kinda shy and quiet and reluctant to make the first move. But I like to think I'm worth it.

Well, my last first date, I broke *into* a prison, singlehandedly stopped the FBI and CIA from inadvertently launching WWIII, invented a new technique still used in cosmetic dentistry today, lost the dry cleaning, wrote the Great American novel, and climbed a mountain backwards - well, a large hill. Think you can top that?