CAR NO LONGER RUNNING

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...

STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow your damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.

Piece of JUNK!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...

WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh never mind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?

I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!

You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but still you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wondrous variety of problems galore

Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...

STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street

You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?

Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering

Out there to meet someone new. Girls in Illinois. Joliet, Elgin, Naperville, Schaumburg, Wherever. Just drop me a line and if we click we can progress from there.

Away at College


-----///\\-----Plz
----///-\\\----Put This
---|||---|||---On Your
---|||---|||---account If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died
------///\-----Of
-----///\\\----Cancer
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Som say I should make this longer. I enjoy to go to concerts when I can. These bands you will most likely see me.

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311
10 Years
12 Stones
18 Visions
3 Doors Down
30 Seconds to Mars
36 Crazyfists
40 Below Summer
A Day to Remember
A Perfect Circle
Adema
AFI
Against Me!
Alien Ant Farm
Alkaline Trio
All That Remains
Alter Bridge
American Head Charge
American Hi-Fi
Angels & Airwaves
Anti-Flag
Apartment 26
Army of Anyone
As I Lay Dying
Ash
Ashes Divide
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Beatsteaks
Better Than Ezra
Black Light Burns
Blind Melon
Blink-182
Bleeding Through
Bloodsimple
Blue October
Blur
Boiler Room
Bowling For Soup
Breaking Benjamin
Brian "Head" Welch
Bullet For My Valentine
Bush
Butthole Surfers
Cake
Candlebox
Catch 22
Chevelle
Chimaira
Coal Chamber
Cobra Starship
Coheed and Cambria
Cold
Cold War Kids
Crazy Town
Creed
Crossbreed
Crossfade
Dark New Day
Dashboard Confessional
Days of the New
Dead Kennedys
Deadsy
Death Cab for Cutie
Default
Deftones
Devo
Disturbed
Dope
Downthesun
Dropkick Murphys
Drowning Pool
Dry Cell
E. Town Concrete
Endo
Evanescence
Eve 6
Everclear
Face to Face
Factory 81
Fashion Bomb
Fear Factory
Filter
Finch
Finger Eleven
Five Iron Frenzy
Flaw
Flogging Molly
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
Fountains of Wayne
From Zero
Fuel
Full Devil Jacket
Garbage
Gob
Godhead
Godsmack
Goo Goo Dolls
Good Charlotte (maybe)
Gorillaz
Grade 8
Gravity Kills
Green Day
Hate Breed
Hed PE
Hinder
Hoobastank
Hot Hot Heat
Ill Niño
In This Moment
Incubus
Injected
Interpol
Jimmy Eat World
Kidneythieves
Kill Hannah
Killswitch Engage
Kittie
KoRn
Lacuna Coil
Lamb of God
Less than Jake
Lifehouse
Linkin Park
Lit
Local H
Lo-Pro
Lostprophets
Marcy Playground
Matchbox Twenty
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (maybe)
Midtown
Millencolin
Mindless Self Indulgence
Motion City Soundtrack
Motograter
Mudvayne
Mushroomhead
MxPx
My Bloody Valentine
My Chemical Romance
NeVeRsEt
New Found Glory
Nickelback (maybe before 2005)
Nine Days
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
No One
NOFX
Nonpoint
Onesidezero
Operation Ivy
Orgy
Otep
Our Lady Peace
P.O.D.
Papa Roach
Pennywise
Pigface
Pillar
Placebo
Powerman 5000
Psychostick
Puddle of Mudd
Puscifer
Puya
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Rammstein
Rancid
Razed in Black
Red
Reel Big Fish
Relient K
Remy Zero
Rev Theory
Reveille
Revis
Rise Against
Rob Zombie
Saliva
Save Ferris
Saving Abel
Seether
Semisonic
Sepultura
Sevendust
Shadows Fall
Shinedown
Sick Puppies
Silent Civilian
Sinisstar
Skillet
Skindred
Skrape
Skrew
Slipknot
Smash Mouth
Smile Empty Soul
Smoking Popes
Social Distortion
SOiL
Soulfly
Spineshank
Spin Doctors
Stabbing Westward
Staind
Static-X
Stereomud
Stone Sour
Sublime
Submersed
Sugar Ray
Sum 41
Sw1tched
Switchfoot
System of a down (maybe)
Taproot
The Academy Is...
The All-American Rejects
The Aquabats
The Ataris
The Bloodhound Gang
The Calling
The Cranberries
The Dandy Warhols
The Dreaming
The Kills
The Mars Volta
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The Misfits (mostly the 90s version)
The O.C. Supertones
The Offspring
The Presidents of the United States of America
The Prodigy
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Sounds
The Union Underground
The Used
The Vandals
The Verve Pipe
The White Stripes
Theory of a Deadman
Therapy?
Third Eye Blind
Three Days Grace
Thrice
Tool
Transplants
Trapt
Trivium
Tweaker
Twin Method
Twisted Method
Ultraspank
Underoath
Unloco
Unwritten Law
Videodrone
Vision of Disorder
Waterproof Blonde
Weezer
White Zombie
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Yellowcard
Zebrahead
Zwan


Some are broken up, some have died, others I would see if the ticke