First of all, allow me to apologize for not having a nice, summery, bikini picture. I just don't have the rack for it, plain and simple.

It also seems necessary to mention really early on that if you're a girl, and you have a mustache, I'm not, under any circumstances, going to be interested. Wax or pluck that mouse off of your mouth and we can talk.

Oh, and if you're pregnant RIGHT NOW, please, move along. That'd just be creepy, and really, you ought to be focusing on your coming bundle of job (joy too, but it's a job), not on finding a man.

And - and this is important - if you thrive on being punched in the face or otherwise abused to keep things exciting, please, please, please, go look for someone else to mistreat you, and a good psychologist.

Now that we have those unexpected necessities covered, let's move on, even though there's just no way to sum me up in one little box.

I'm pretty much a well adjusted goof ball with slight dork tendencies, with my own brand of cool. I'm generally the person people say is "funnier than anyone else they know"( I can usually make people shoot milk out their nose even when they aren't drinking milk), since my humor (or humoUr, for you Canadians) runs across the board. As for conversation,If you can hold one and you like to laugh, you're pretty well set, we'll at least make good friends. I find people and the way they think, the quirks they carry and the things they do fascinating, so talk about almost anything and I'm there.

I worked on emptying my baggage before returning to dating, since I wanted to be happier first of all, and have no desire to burden you with stupidity. I don't cheat, because if I'm with someone, I'm with them because I appreciate THEM; there's no reason to look elsewhere. I don't lie, apart from telling you that no, that dress doesn't make your butt look fat-type stuff, because I don't want anyone lying to me, and if I expect honesty, then I need to offer it first. I fully believe there's no excuse for anyone to be controlling, because successful relationships are based on give and take, agreements, and compromises...not control.

I'm 5'11 (and a REAL 5'11, not the little short lying internet guy version) and 185 pounds. I work out regularly for the sake of being healthier and because I care about looking halfway decent, and it seems fair to me to expect someone to care about themselves as well.

I'm a radio DJ and Program Director from Michigan, on the most improved station on the air. I own my own home, a 100+ year-old house that I spend a fair share of time renovating, I am thankfully debt free, have no terrifying addictions, and no "fatal flaws" that'll make you run screaming.

I love all kinds of music, especially punk (think the Ramones, Social Distortion, Vandals, etc), avante-garde weird stuff and old blues, travel, hockey, great conversation, hanging with my son, cooking, tennis, laughing, and finding new fun and cool stuff to do, basically, because I'm always happy to live.

I spend a LOT of time in Toronto, because it's so damned much cooler than almost anywhere in Michigan, and has the culture, fun, diversity, and excitement this state lacks. Since I was born in Canada I'm also a dual citizen which makes going there regularly much easier too, and it's one of the reasons I'm open to Canadian girls on this thing; just like I realize the best woman is not likely to be living next door to me, being in Canada is not a problem at all. Besides that, under the right circumstances, I'd consider relocating.

I Sound great, don't I? Here's the disappointing part: I will NOT tell you I love you on the first date. Nor will I offer to take you to Paris, or offer to buy you car, and I sure won't offer to pick you up in a stolen luxury car to take you on a week-long trip aboard a boat borrowed from a friend who works at a marina. I also won't send you nude pics or try to get you in bed on the first date ( I love sex, and I'm good at it, but it's only fair you work for it...anticipation is good for the soul). It's sad it seems necessary to say any of this, but from what I understand acting crazy is the common trait of a good number of men, and by God, I'm not about to get lumped in among those nutballs. Essentially, when you think well adjusted and "normal" in terms of the ability to play nice with others, think me. I believe in treating people with decency, respect, affection and warmth, especially those I care about, and those I date.

Hell if I know, it depends entirely on the person I'm with; one girl might enjoy a tasty dinner whilst another date may prefer to throw cats at seagulls lured with cold french fries. So let's talk about what I look FOR in a girl instead, shall we? Yes, oh yes, we shall.

A woman who's just plain effing cool, with the rare combination of inner and outer beauty with a mind and a sense of humor to match. If some of her interests differ from mine, so much the better. That introduces me to new things and experiences, and I find one can never have too many things they enjoy. I have no real "type", there are too many attractive features to narrow my tastes down to just a few in particular, and I find as I grow to know the inner person they become more physically attractive....or, if they have nothing inside to offer, they become quite ugly, regardless of how they once appeared. It'd be cool as hell to meet someone with a mind and wit to match mine, and a sense of fun and adventure as well. A chick who's amazing anywhere, clothed or unclothed, that can both challenge and compliment me, and if things work out, share life and it's ups and downs.

As much as I'd like to find that, if I don't, it's not a problem. I'm not one of those whack jobs who thinks just because we spoke it means we're a couple. That's one of the reasons I chose "dating" in the "I am looking for" section. I'm perfectly open to something going long term, but you can't count on that, it all starts with a date. I'd rather be single than with someone for the sheer sake of not being single, so if we end up friends instead, that's cool with me, good friends are hard to find.

If you think this sounds good, and any of that sounds like you, don't hesitate to contact me if I don't find you first.