Hahaha Nothing is better than sex--just trying to get ya to read this!!!

Tired of your whiny-azz girlfriend? Dump her dude then date every girl on POF. Dumped my boyfriend on VALENTINES DAY so time I found a match on here!!!! I am looking for a monogamous relationship with ONE person. I am loyal guess that is how I get messed with.

I work out. I weigh about 140 and wear the same size I did in high school. I am proportional, attractive and like to think I have sense.

I am trying not to go out of town to find a match. I am not trying to impress anyone with possessions, cartoon characters or my degrees. I am seeking intelligent life on the planet and someone who will make me laugh. I could live without a man with a beard or handcuffs, but if you are my match guess that is just tuff for me! I believe in God but don't go overboard!

I don't like to date men who have girlfriends or men who are serial killers.

It would be nice to find my best friend. IF you are a real man, don't be afraid to send me a note. I am friendly and not a "clinger".

My man should be a nascar guy, not be materialistic & should not be afraid of tools or of talking to me.

You should respect others & have some values. You should be nice to critters! I am a fun extrovert with a good sense of humor looking for same.

Don't act like there is something wrong w/me cause I am on here looking for one special person. What I want to know is--what did you do to get here Romeo???

My ex-inlaws and ex's parents and relatives all stay in touch telling me how happy they were when I was with my lying, cheatin, abusive ex's so guess I am not a bad person.


"One must never look for happiness: one meets it by the way . . . "