...Eye maybe the Eye looking at you from across the room.
...Eye could tell you so many things Eye have done.
...Eye don’t know where to start.

...Eye Sing Song:
...Your out on the road, you see the black limo coming by.
...Hike up your skirt, and give the thumb up sign real high.
...You never know who’s in the backseat, oh my.
...Just might be the Guy with the Eye!

...chorus
...Feel like your life has been on a backward slide
...Take a deep breath, Get in, Buckle Up and Ride!

...Disclaimer..
...Offer void in Kashmir, Khartoum, Cancun, and the old USSR.

...Saturday...You can help me mow the lawn.....
...Then take a whirl wind tour to a fancy coffee shop and order a "Crappachino" ..
...We Will Stare at each other with Donut Breath ... Do Fact Fudging ...... Swap Diet Cheater Tips
...Discuss your Casino and Lottery Addiction, and my Habitual Stop Sign Ignorer Problem.


School question,
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-School boy, age 10
On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

Schmart kid!