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Profession Under Cover Martini Tester
Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
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Interests
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About Me
I have a car, a tidy place to live, clean fingernails, a good relationship with my mother and a full time job. I know the difference between there, their and they're. I really shouldn't need to say these things. But, after hearing about some of the guys on these dating sites...
I have a wicked sense of humor. It's sometimes too much for some people. I have a passion for life that seems to be rare. I've partied with the best from the Hollywood sign to the Statue of Liberty and chilled with people from almost every lifestyle. I love getting dressed up and hitting the town, meeting people and making new friends.
I make a decent living. Enough to provide for my humble needs. But I have no desire to die the richest stiff in the graveyard.
I believe life is a series of experiences and I want to have as many great ones as I can.
I’d like to meet a woman that is smart, sexy, sophisticated and knows how to take good care of herself. Someone stylish with a sense of humor and irony because I’m a bit of a smart-ass.
I want to make one thing clear. I don't want to jump into a mutually exclusive relationship. Let's take a step back and play things by ear. Love is like Jazz, the music can go anywhere.
First Date
We'll rob a bank. I'll drive the getaway car while you go inside and get the money. Then we'll fly to Las Vegas, get married, have wild parties with showgirls and Elvis impersonators, argue because you don't want to name our first child Otto (even if it's a girl), get a divorce and spend the rest of our lives growing old and lonely.
| Wishes Granted | Remember the crush you had on your high school girlfriend's older brother?.. well I can only warn you about this man by tellin you to brace yourself for that bittersweet agony once again I've had enough on-line convos with him to know that boring he is not... He rules the outlandish.. something about fruit preserves I think? That bale of butcher knives he was born in has made him one Sharp Dude.. You Texas gals that catch his attention are in for the darkest, yet most interesting chapter in your diary. Enjoy Ladies!
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 | Intelligent, funny, easy on the eyes, and definitely not boring, this scoundrel is exactly who he says he is and yet remains an enigma. He had me doing things that I hadn't done in years. Get a good night’s sleep and eat your Wheaties, you’re going to need the energy if you plan on keeping up with him.
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 | Blame it on Texas, don't blame it on me...
What type of gentleman are you seeking? A wussy wimp that *smooch* your behind and tries to *dollar dollar bill* your *kisses hugs* with his wallet, or a *light-bulb* *woweeee* *brains a-workin'* Your life just got *woopeeeeeee* minus the *mindf*cks?
For those seeking daddybigbucks there's the door...if you 'get it' this Texas boy is the real deal!
Better hurry...I'm coming to Dallas for some serious romancing on top of Reunion Tower, and there won't be any left over for you! |
~Scoundrel~ has 2 roses that can be sent.
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