i am looking for friends,
i like boating,camping.
would like to meet an interesting woman.

i have talked to alot of nice ladies.
met a few.
still looking
i like women that are calm,respectful,easy on the eyes,i'm no ken,
but just like to have fun.
sex not included.
gotta know ya first.
lets just have a good time.
ok tired of typing 4now
u know what to do
by the way,,,
the only way to have a friend,
is to be one.




womens love poem,
before i lay me down to sleep,
i pray for a man, who's not a creep,
one who's handsome,smart and strong
one who loves to listen long.
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who'll call,not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when i spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
knows what to answer to,"how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.


mens love poem
I pray for a deaf-mute,nymphomanic with huge boobs who ownes a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me hunting and fishing.
this doesn't rhyme and i don't care.

stolen from memphis tn.


p.s.
life is not short.
what have you done any longer?
than live

what ever we come up with.
everyone is different.
we will see.
but it will be fun.