Hello there. Since you are reading this, something caught your attention. I am doing this because I have tried other sites and they seem a bit bogged down. I've also tried the real thing, but it seems that I just don't have the time. So, while I am on here, I'll tell you a little bit more about me.

To start things off, I have moved to and settled into Mechanicsville, MD. I will be here for however long it takes for me to get my AA and then, more then likely, going into the field for Hospitality Management. I hope to find someone to chat with, have fun, enjoy things and see where things go from there.

To let you all know, I'm *not* a trim, overly chiseled, walking Atlas. Nor am I your Ambercrombie type. Nope ... I'm not even a GQ model, gorgeous frat boy, Sean Connery, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Gerard Butler (maybe in voice) or Adrian Paul. I am merely Myself. I do consider myself *a* Greek God (Just look up the God of Wine: Dionysus). If I was to be compared to anyone, I'd say Kevin Smith (Silent Bob), Nathan Lane ( a little in the looks department) or Oliver Platt (Three Muskateers). So, if that turns you off, then as this sight says, There's PlentyOfFish out there. Good luck in your search ... and I do mean it.

As you can see from My interests above, I enjoy a multitude different ideas when it comes to fun. One evening, I can enjoy a nice candle-lit dinner and talking. Next night, going out clubbing and dancing. And the next night, just going to the beach and gazing at the stars. Who knows where the next night could be?! As long as both of us are having fin, then we are doing all right.

As for the rest, email Me. I'm tired of the falsehoods I keep running into. I'm here to have fun ... I'm looking for a lady who likes to have fun out and about, can show a zany side, go out to movies, maybe some dancing, dinner, people watching, strolling through the park, walk around the neighborhood, and/or maybe something like going to the beach, or maybe just relaxing at home. Nothing overly complicated. After all, it's something that should be fun.

Remember, don't judge a book merely by a cover, you have to try it to see if you like it. I know that looks are to be considered, but they should not be the end all be all. Take a Chance! And if you get bored: Yahoo is Gypsy.Tora ... as is email.

The first date is almost always a very awkward moment. It all depends on what we talk about and what we decide.

*It could be anything from a normal night of going and getting some dinner and watching a movie.

*Or to go play some pool, miniature golf, or things like that.

*Or, possibly going out to a club in DC and dancing the night away (If you know of one...).

*Or, maybe even going out to the beach for a night of Stargazing and watching the Full moon while cuddling.

*Or, even a day time lunch meal. So, that way, we can figure out whether something for the night would work out while we eat lunch together.

*Shoot, it could be as simple as going to her house and watching a couple of good movies after I make dinner ((Or she could make it, depends on what we talk about doing...))

To describe any one date would be ridiculous. It all depends on the person and the situation. As long as the night would end with both of us smiling, getting to know one another and enjoying what has transpired, then everything is good.

Now what do you think?