I recently got caught by a red light cam that photographed my car.

I later received a ticket in the mail for $100 with a photo of my car.

Instead of payment, I sent the police department a photograph of $100.00.

A few days later, I got a letter from the police department with a picture of handcuffs.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

Todays Joke..........

Frozen Carburetor
In the fun world of the administration of New Zealand Justice, not all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place.

For example:

On a bitterly cold winter's day several weeks ago on the Desert Rd a NZ Police Constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective gear from head to toe, including helmet, stalled by the roadside. "What's the matter?" asked the constable.

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"Can't."

"OK, watch me and I will show you." The constable lubricated the carburetor, as promised. The bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the Waiouru office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who recently was stranded...."