You're someone young, classy, pretty and witty. I have nothing in common with that description. Maybe opposites attract. My ability to appear charming, sophisticated and entertaining is inversely proportional to your alcohol tolerance. I hope we're at least compatible on really important matters like blood type - I'm shortlisting potential organ donors. Well, enough about you, this is supposed to be about me! I'm a single dad of two reformed delinquints who remind me daily that I'm a lot older than I look and younger than I feel. My kids and I have fun sharing our cozy "Pub" style nut farm near the airport with family and friends who never seem to know when to leave after last call. Been there, tried that or it's on my list describes my interests. If you've never lived on the edge, you're taking up too much space - learned that from a stint in the Army. I'm a lot less active than I used to be, even my exercise bike is stationary now - I gain milage but go nowhere. I volunteer a bit with kids' charities since my own two don't wear me out enough. I take my kids all over the world and each time they manage to follow me home. Anyone wanting their own kids might try mine for a weekend and see if that doesn't tangle your tubes. I firmly believe in God and the Devil so I have someone else to blame things on. I celebrate my successes and don't focus on my failures - not really a philosophical principle, just Attention Deficit something or other. Amazingly our brains use only 20 watts of power, so technically I'm a half-wit that's no brighter than a pair of candles, but then maybe you'll find that romantic. I think a sense of humour is over-rated; if I used more sense, then I'd need less humour. Still my cup's overflowing because I'm happier with a smaller cup. I try to keep things simple - no need to complicate life unnecessarily with stuff like shopping more than twice a year. If you can relate - then drop me a line. Happy fishing!

P.S. Thanks for stopping by my profile, especially if you added me to your Favourites list just to entice me with your poor judgement and questionable taste. I reply to all my mail, except any that are indecent - for those I'll consider phoning to meet you. Cheers!

Accompany you to a fine gourmet restaurant, enjoy enchanting conversation, a wonderful candlelit dinner, intoxicating wine, romantically serenaded by troubadours, a little cheek-to-cheek tango near the band, followed by a delectible dessert then arm wrestle you for the tab.