tomtom :
 Mwaaaaahahahahaaaa |
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| City |
Milton Keynes Uk |
| Area |
United Kingdom |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Gemini |
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Height | 6' 0" (183 cm)
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| Age |
48 |
| Gender |
Man |
| Body Type |
Average |
| Religion |
Other Religion |
| Hair Color |
Black |
| Private Images |
Yes | | Chemistry |
N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A |
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
for |
Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
when i grow up i want to be a train driver :O) |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | hi there :O)
 dont all run away!! please
funloving guy very angelic  (though i can be a  at times) into music,  sport,  pubs and clubs,  
so drop me a mail if you fancy a chat    if not  i wish you well 
now i know i dont have a photo on here at the moment but to give you some idea of what i look like heres a pic of me circa 1974 ---------> 
lol seriously i can provide a photo if required.
bye for now
"Winter Wonderland? or net addiction?"
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss has let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Get off that chair and come out with us Tom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered plenty-of-fish-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her boobs are too small. Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion."If you want your boobs to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between them just for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her boobs.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow over the years?"
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your a r s e, didn't it?"
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| | First Date |
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well firstly it would have to be fun thats for sure,  good conversation, a giggle, and hopefully some chemistry, if not then at the very least two friendly souls that pass and enjoy each others company.
bye for now :O)
send a mail
and make me smile
and i'll get back
in a short while
with a friendly reply
just for you
as its the very least
that i could do :O)
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tomtom has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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