Here is a rendition of who I am wrote by a friend as a joke in a way to explain that I should have a more relaxed and fun attitude. And yes, I am planning on doing just that.

Hey girls, here I am. The hottest, sweetest, sexiest man from Green Bay to Appleton all in one package. I have never been married so I am very capable of taking care of myself, cleaning the house, cooking supper, vacuuming and dusting. I keep a very neat house and have many hobbies that I enjoy doing. Some of my hobbies include fishing, paragliding, vacationing in Mexico and fixing up old cars and scooters. Family is very important to me and I love spending time with them especially my niece and nephew. I have a very cute, sexy, smirky smile that also comes with very nice firm lips for kissing. I am financially secure and independent. I have a job that I enjoy for the most part; at times traveling can become a little too much. However, if you would allow me to be your sugar daddy you can travel with me everywhere I go. We could enjoy the sights and visit all the local shops. I enjoy shopping especially at Victoria Secret; I may even pick out something special for you to wear. Disclosure: No guarantee how long you would be wearing it once we get home. I have a very very healthy sex drive and will please you with my very manly man parts. I prefer the top, but will take the bottom from time to time. I am all about pleasing you and wanting you to be very much satisfied. I am fairly quite however I have a cute burst of excitement when I am pleased. I am not shy about public displays of affection. When I first meet you, if I find you attractive I will kiss you before you can even say hi. I may even press myself up against you and kiss you passionately against your car. I enjoy holding hands on walks and will open the door for you when we go for a drive. I enjoy going out to eat and have a few favorite places around town. We could sit by the fire place at Atlanta bread and have a bowl of soup while we talk to get to know each other.
Available for a limited time only, serious inquiries only. It would be nice if you between Green Bay and Appleton but I would consider to move. But I prefer to be closer to Appleton, not MN.
Please help, if I don’t find anyone soon I may breakdown and drive to MN.
PS. I am a very sexy, hot man and would love to find the women of my dreams.

Ok, If I made you laugh and your still reading great. So now in my words.
I am honest, caring, attractive, fun, spontaneous and yet calculated. I may be a little quiet at first, but once I know someone I warm up quickly, and open up my heart to people who I know are "good". I have a great deal of hobbies that may seem crazy to some and fun to others. I enjoy a variety of things such as traveling, vacationing, hiking, biking, fishing, playing some sports, and most anything outdoors especially when the weather is fair. I have many interests in cars and airplanes. A new passion I have been involved in for the past few years is paragliding (powered and unpowered and yes I am certified), and scuba diving. Next small goal is to get my private pilot’s license and to learn and do some real rock climbing. I even like shopping (as long as you keep it fun, or you find something cool).
I am interested in trying almost anything fun or adventurous and would love to have someone special to share my life with, either joining me physically and or encouraging me to enjoy myself mentally, She can have similar interests and or can have interests of her own or ones that I can share, enjoy, or encouraging her to do. Looks are not the most important thing to me but chemistry and attraction is necessary. This person will be the one I share my life with and to give my heart and soul to.
So, when the weather is fair you will most likely find me flying powered paraglider on a nice and calm morning or evening. You may find me launching and landing from behind Chambers Hill Bar in Howard Suamico or across from the Stone Yard Bar in Appleton or Vandenbrok. So if you want to chat with me you can seek me out, as I am a decent person to talk with... and you wont liekly find me at the bar waiting for you.

First dates can be very fun but there are some very strange ones too. So I find that meeting for lunch is probably the least uncomfortable setting. I don't need to go somewhere fancy, but a place with an interesting atmosphere is always fun.