HELLO THERE, WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR IS A REAL NICE KIND CHRISTIAN WOMAN WHO LOVES JESUS.

ABOUT ME I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PUT UP THE GOOD CHRISTIAN FIGHT FOR THE LAST 20 PLUS YEARS I ORGINALLY CAME TO DALLAS TO GO TO bible school at CHRIST FOR THE NATIONS INST. YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL I AM PART SWEDE AND ALSO PART WESTERN OKLAHOMA, KINDA LIKE WEST TEXAS BUT IT RAINS JUST A LITTLE MORE AND THE PEOPLE ARE JUST A MIDGET MORE HUMBLE. I AM A FLEXIABLE PERSON WHO MAY IN THE FUTRURE BE WILLING TO MOVE IF GOD DIRECTS. I ALSO ONLY WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE WHO I AM MADLY INLOVE WITH AND THEY WITH ME. OTHER WISE I WILL NOT LOWER MY STANDARDS AND JUST MARRY SOME ONE JUST CAUSE I LIKE THEM . IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME . STAY TRUE AND STRONG IN THE LORD JESUS AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A VICTORIOUS DAY. ERICK ALSO I LIKE TO LAUGH AND JOKE SO BE FOREWARNED. ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I AM ON A PROJECT TO BE A SLIM TRIM MACHINE, SO IF YOU WERE TO MEET ME I WILL LOOK A LOT SLIMMER THAN MY PICTURE. I JUST THINK IT S A BAD WITNESS PLUS ITS HEALTHER TO BE SLIM. THAT S THE WAY I AM GOING TO BE. A FEW YEARS AGO I TOOK UP PAINTING SO HOPEFULLY I AM GOING TO POST MORE PICTURES OF ME AND SOME OF MY PAINTINGS IF YOU CAN CALL THEM THAT. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WON A COUPLE OF DANCE CONTEST ONE WAS A TWIST THE OTHER WAS ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH .... A POLKA CONTEST....AS OF NOW I DONT HAVE A DANCE PARTNER BUT WOULDNT MIND GETTING BACK INTO IT WITH A SPECIAL PERSON (MAYBE YOU) DONT REALLY LIKE COUNTRY AND WESTERN DANCING ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE SQUARE DANCING WHAT LITTLE I HAVE DONE.

Below is my Top 10 (now 35) Reason that you might be on an Internet Dating Service. This is my attempt at "humor" ....so laugh and laugh a lot...

1. The only 2 "real" humans you know are your 2 shih tzus, Buffie and Fluffie.
2. Cattlemen keep asking you what kind of feed you eat.
3. You are a Schoolteacher.
4. Your looking for someone to "Keep" you in the Lifestyle your used to.
5. Your latest ex-husband left you for "any woman"
6. You live in a town of 2 thousand and "Scratch" just married your best friend.
7. You "live" for free movies, dinners, and also for free wine,beer.
8. Your shrink told you she could nt be your friend.
9. Your tired of playing "Bingo" and "Scrabble" with the girls every Fri and Sat.
10. Your intro profile title is.......Barbie Looking for Ken.
11. Your favorite song is...."I want to be a Macho Man" by the village people.
12. Your "ideal man" rides a Harley......read number 11 again.
13. Your profile picture shows you wearing a "cowboy hat" although the closest you ever been to "cattle" is the "hamburger" your eating at "Whataburger".
14. Under Marital Status you wanted to put..... "desperate"
15. Use POP as a photo album: for your grand babies, vacation to "tropical paradise"(wish i could have made it but i had to "check" the air in my tires), Party photos of you with a drink in your hand......very classy
16. You always wanted to live and work on a "ranch" or a "farm".....Here s your "shovel" get after it...
17.you were a "Queen" in your previous "life".....Hmmm, I think i could have been a "dung beetle".
18. Too much time spent with "Panama Jack" made your skin look like "IHOP Bacon"
19. You have an ....ELVIS......keychain.
20. Thinking of opening up a "Portrait Studio" specializing in....Bathroom Mirror Photography.......Special Thanks to ...Renee O.
21. Your looking for someone to make you........"laugh".............."arent we all"?
22. Once you were a ......Airline Stewardess......but got a "job promotion" to......Flight Attendant.
23. You "lied" about having a...."car"...lol
24.Looking for a "Bank Roll" because your "trailer" got a leak in it or your "Mercedes" needs a tune up. Yes its just a matter of "degree" sometimes.
25.You re "married" and are putting out "feelers" for someone "new" or "better"? Yes there is a marriage certificate "on the other side of the hill" but what will the color be?
26. On first name basis with everyone while "bar hopping".
27. Favorite restaurant is .....Medieval Times....when Scarborough Fair is closed..
28. Banned from "Eharmony" cause your swimsuit,lingerie,and cleave photos kept the eharmony monitoring staff from working cause they were "laughing too hard"
29. Need more "space" for your ....."precious moments" ...collection.
30. Got "kicked" out of church for... "hugging" ....all the men.
31. Was asked to quit "stalking" the single men at Krogers.
32. Havent realized that wearing ......"burn orange"...... is ....intellectually ok.... only for "Halloween".
33.You love "chick flicks"...and you expect a "real" man to go to them.....aint gonna happen.....may I suggest "anybody" but me....Ok I did like Pride and Prejudice...No I will not watch it again...Ok I will but only once more....
34. European Hairy Legs and Armpits...equals...dates with Harry of the Hendersons
35. Your looking for ...."Mr Right"...."Mr Wonderful".....they would be "me"
36. Read number 31 again..... Now contact me and be the "LOVE" of my Life

X X X O O O X X X O O O...............Lol..............Probably dinner or the Starbucks is a good idea than play it by ear and see what happens. erick