fun outgoing and always up for a laugh. im looking for that someone special so if u think ur him or her then let me know. if u want to know more just ask i dont bite
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well.its been ages since i have chatted on here so im going to give u all an update. please dont be put off but i am pregnant. im 8 months now. well finally found out im having a little girl woo hoo. well the time has finally arrived and im now in labour but its going to be a long one cos so far its been 33 hours. well hopefully not much longer until she is here. finally had a little girl kaitlin woo hoo
im quite down to earth and up for a laugh and i know how to have fun so if u fancy a chat just message me. dont be shy i dont bite. x
Why do CHAVette wash their hair in the sink?
Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables
Why did the CHAVette throw bread down the toilet?
To feed the toilet duck!
Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the carwash
Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
I Cdnuolt Blveiee Taht I Cluod Aulaclty Uesdnatnrd Waht I Was Rdanieg. The Phaonmneal Pweor Of The Hmuan Mnid, Aoccdrnig To A Rscheearch At Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It Deosn’t Mttaer In Waht Oredr The Ltteers In A Wrod Are, The Olny Iprmoatnt Tihng Is Taht The Frist And Lsat Ltteer Be In The Rghit Pclae. The Rset Can Be A Taotl Mses And You Can Sitll Raed It Wouthit A Porbelm. Tihs Is Bcuseae The Huamn Mnid Deos Not Raed Ervey Lteter By Istlef, But The Wrod As A Wlohe. Amzanig Huh? Yaeh And I Awlyas Tghuhot Slpeling Was Ipmorantt! If You Can Raed Tihs Psas It On....
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also just because im a single doesnt mean i dont work or get out much cos i do both
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