You know your getting old when:

1. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

3. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

4. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

5. You watch the Weather Channel.

6. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

8. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

9. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

10. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

11. You take naps.

12. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

13. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

14. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

15. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

16. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

Bonus:

17: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

Its hard to admit it when i feel so young at heart...

things i like to do:
play my guitar
watch bands
watching most sporting events
hanging out with friends making fools of our selves
long walks along the smoggy beach of burlington and hamilton
watching and making fun of chick flicks
snowboarding
listening to music
reading
generally distracting myself with shiny objects
etc. etc
if you want to talk to me still ill consider responding

well i could bring my little red wagon and we could pull each other down the street real fast until one of us falls out and gets hurt... then maybe an afternoon nap... followed by juice and cookies, then a sneekie game of guess where i wiped my booger...lol

younger than 30
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.