I have a hard time reading these nonsense ads. People are lying. You are not all beautiful social butterflies who feel great going out or staying in. Why are you here then? I would appreciate some honesty instead of painting the most attractive picture. Here, let me show you how:

Im a 32 year old man. I have had numerous relationships and I'm pretty sure I suck at them. I guess I was always kinda scared to get married so when it started getting serious, I started getting seriously aloof. However, my sister recently got married and had a kid and I am so down for that you don't even know. I guess I have changed with age and seeing my nephew all sorts of cute got to me.

I have my masters and a good job in psychology and I know I am good at what I do. I am not spontaneous in the way I am assuming you all mean like "hey, lets go to Paris tomorrow" I am spontaneous in how I speak and in my humor. I hate many things. Clubs, house music, hair gel, men who wear tight jeans and people who HAVE to go out. This is a very long list that I will end prematurely. I am a simple man and I like simple things like just chilling on the couch watching a movie and having sushi delivered while we're both in our comfy pants. I will go out, but I don't like clubs and I am scared of dancing. I know. I hate it. If you love dancing, please go out with your friends and dance. I only like the beach at night but I will not go with you to some cheesy club at the shore. I have been dragged there enough times thank you.

I have lots of interests and hobbies and only a few close friends left. These things happen as we get older. But I am looking for something serious and I know I have lots to offer the right woman. If you danced on a bar more than 2x and have with in the past year, I'm not interested. I don't care how pretty you are, it wont work. Ill take an introvert over an extrovert any day. I am attracted to demure women who are shy and bashful. That to me is feminine and beautiful. I have strong opinions and can make you agree.

I love quirkiness and nerdyness. Intelligence is very important to me. Appearance as well but I consider myself average looking and I don't have a "type". I wish more people would just admit they were kinda average. If they did, you would probably see less metal bars through a pretty woman's cheek. Not that I have anything against that, my most recent ex was all tatted and pierced but I'm not and don't really care about it.


I am an introvert, most definitely. I consider myself intelligent and a master of contingencies. Hyper-analytical and strongly logical. I feel drained going out to clubs or big social events but enjoy doing these things with one or two other people. I'm not really spontaneous so if that's in your "what I want" section, it's not me. I do like making people smile and will go out of my way to do something that will make someone laugh or smile.

Green grass makes me happy and sad. I am familiar with inductance relays. I am familiar with the Thresher Shark. Skates (part of the sting ray family) are commonly cut into circles and sold as scallops in chineese restaurants. I was born Jewish but I dont follow religion and I dont really believe in anything. Thats not true, I believe in the power of love. ****in Hewey Lewis pisses me off. Not actually sexing him though. Thats gay. Hahaha but imagine if you were havin sex with Hewey Lewis while reading this and all of a sudden you got all angry. Then we would have connected in some way. Thats most likely not whats going on here though. I dont think anyone is having sex with Hewey while reading this. If you are though, email it and tell me the story.

I would worry about it for a while. Then I would be all like "its no big deal", then I would probably call you up and be witty and funny, but that's just really me dipping my toe in your kiddie pool to see what your personality is like. Then we'd go to dinner and stuff and talk, hopefully its not awkward. If it is I will cover my eyes for 45 seconds and you can run away and I'll tell the waiter that you are a doctor and you just got a call to avoid embarrassment. Otherwise, maybe well like talking to each other and that's always good.