I will have poetry in my life.
And adventure.
And love.
Love above all.
No... not the artful postures of love,
not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening,
but love that... over-throws life.
Unbiddable,
ungovernable - like a riot in the heart,
and nothing to be done,
come ruin or rapture.

-"Shakespeare in Love"

A dude looking for his princess. If I was any more of a catch I'd write CATCH on my face every morning when I woke up in big black letters. And on holidays and other special occasions I'd change it up a bit with various colours and fonts like on Valentines day I'd replace the A with a fat red heart.

One part of me is a serious, intellectual, semi-responsible adult in a suit, the other part is a little boy. The adult part of me is driven, worldy and takes care of business. The childish part of me frequently soils himself and will scream when he can't have toys or candy.

The from the heart/I'm drunk and lonely part: Want to be in the middle of each moment; on a mountain, on a couch, on a horse and planning the next trip. Love the intimate moments - out of a huge evening or out of nothing. Sometimes very active, sometimes immobile...as long as you are smiling.

Must follow each other to coffee shops, book stores, the good kind of shopping, outside worshipping the sun, inside in very dark places, exploring cultures and histories from around the world...

I am a HUGE fan of "local sports franchise" Go team Go - Score those points!!

Want life, want passion, want to scream, want inconsolable happiness, want to shout, want perfect silence, want to cry, want to be blown away.

Am an intellectual, a child, a lover and a fighter; am powerful, am weak, building an empire while looking for a woman to build it with and for; I want your body and your brain, your authenticity and your proliferation. I need someone who knows what it's like to both fight to the top and sink to the bottom.

I prefer politics over celebrity gossip, global issues over meaningless trends and will choose a documentary over something with vampires ruling the earth. Though I'm not a snob at all and will frequently trash it up with reality tv, crappy food and banjo music.


Want to share food, moments, experiences, drink, myself, my hope, my fun and my pain; want you in my mind, my house, my dreams and my bed. Live some life with me on a bike, a horse, an island , a couch, your feet and in the middle of each moment.

I want the right person in my life. There is someone out there who deserves me, and who I will want to give everything for. You are kind,intelligent, playful, curious, perverted, supportive, stylish and rebellious.

Only use the cliché partner in crime if you are talking about some kind of real heist that involves giving each other code names and holding planning meetings.

If you’ve never used the word fabulous to describe yourself, either start or click on the chump below me.

Some of you dear readers, are now either confused, or bored or rolling you eyes. If you are in that group, turn of your computer now and run as fast as you can until your body strikes the nearest wall. There is one girl out there who has read this and has said to herself, "Self, this man gets life, gets me and I must be with him, I MUST!"

Don't you DARE think to yourself, "this guy sounds like a good person and I wanna know more" and then NOT message me....fortune favours the bold and it might be one of the best moves you've ever made...

If you sometimes wear scarves around your neck...I'll buy you a slurpee.
If you sometimes wear your hair in pig-tails....I'll buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If you sometimes are a roller girl...I'll buy you whatever the **** it is you want.

Nobody negative!!!!!!!!!

I would like to get some drinks, chicken and waffles, throw grenades into an abandoned building, meet one of my idols, hear all about you and your hopes and life and dreams and pet peeves and favourite foods and then realize the sun is coming up.

Female
Age between 24 and 93
Must not be married