What can one say about them-self, huh , I don't really know. I guess I can start with the fact that I am the biggest loser I know. I usually say the wrong thing at the wrong time, laugh at the wrong time and think that serious things are funny things. I have always looked like a dork my entire life. I am the one in the room that sticks out like a sore thumb. Everyone is wearing a 3 piece suit and I'm strutting around in a wife beater and ripped jeans.I don't like to look like everyone else in the room. If I'm out and at a function somewhere and there is someone there wearing the same shirt, I'll leave or wear my undershirt. I've been known to strip at party's where I know 6 people there. I should really find some shame. But I guess shame would get in the way of fun and fun means stripping. Maybe I need to find someone or a group of friends who like to strip in places that don't call for it. I really like to party in my boxers. Is there people out there that like to party in their underwear. My sense of humor is, well awkward. I think that my view on my surroundings is something that not too many people share. The world is comical to me. I guess I just like to laugh, both at myself and my environment. Both obviously in good taste. I'll be honest here, this profile writing is starting to get me down, so I think I'm going to quit now 'cause It's been a while since I looked in the mirror. I wish I was cooler (no I don't, I'm glad I'm like this). Just the same I'm going to brush my teeth in the dark. Why take chances.

Oh yeah, and this is mandatory, anyone who wants to chat with me better not have any of these gay little icons on their profile because I will not talk to anyone with dancing banana's or laughing happy faces. They're stupid and creepy and I don't like 'em.

Your most delicious of nights would start with, "The showdown". It consists of a best of three arm wrestling contest. The reason, simple, I can't hang with people that are stronger then me. Next, a quiz of intellectual knowledge. 1 dictionary, 2 people, 1 intergalactic champion. Next, we slow this rollercoaster down. It's time for some sexiness in the form of a flex-off(pose-down). We strip down and lather ourselves up with canola oil, play a little "platinum blond" and show off our greek godliness. I feel like I'm perk-u-lating just writing this. Screw it , now lets drunk. Man I need a beer. I'm outta here.

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