Vancer's Abstract (05/11/09)

* diligently training to activate latent 'mist form' ability.
* can flex his pecs to produce thunderous shockwaves.
* unimaginably terrified of the word ******.
* accidentally erased his memory just now.
* just discovered he can flex his pecs to produce thunderous shockwaves!!1!+1!
* Walked into screen door 27 times today.
* Communicates the truth exclusively through...
* dReams... of coffee binges, followed by bouts of insomnia.
* spYs with his little eye something mispelled.
* susPects he's being followed.
* someTimes mistakes strangers for past life romantic interests.
* is an afIcionado of the absurd and the inane.
* likes to Create nonsensical points for no apparent reason?
* did not make it to hollywood in aMerican idol season 2.
* updated his point forms just a wEe bit.
* should not be fed after midnighT.
* is operating at above normal cApacity.
* is also you, we simply won't Prove it for a while. lol
* engages in the dark art of tHread necromancy.
* knows the cake pacifies. prOmise them cake.
* likes dolphins when they aRe not being jerks.
* Has decided the rest of this profile should sleep with the fishes.

--------------------INTERMISSION--------------------

Enjoy some snacks at the confections booth. Such as...
Thimble of Coffee - $6.99
Small can of Soda - $7.00
Spanish Fly - FREE!
Half a box of Raisinettes - $10.00
Carpet Sweepings - $4.00?
Sterilized Food - $19.00

-----------SOMEONE TOOK YOUR SEAT-------------

* Goes to sleep in the starfish position.
* Wakes up in the fetal position.
* Activates 'bullet-time' in tight situations.
* Currently playing as Yoshimitsu in Tekken 6. NAMU NAMU NAMU!!
* Likes pancakes with strawberries. Om Nom Nom Nom.
* Contains 110 calories per private message.
* Watches Supernatural on the story box.
* Often, and obliviously, engages in mafia activity.
* Almost entirely convinced he's being followed.
* Does not believe in Snorks, Smurfs and Fraggles, despite their constant insistence.
* Enjoys tacking on '...then letting the hilarity ensue', way too much.
* Has seen Back to The Future 14(EDIT: 16) times.
* Decided to double space the rest of his points.

* Did not have pancakes for breakfast today. :(

* Was really good at climbing trees before the accident.

* Pondering whether to get a dog, and name him 'The Last Guy Who Pissed Me Off'....then letting the hilarity ensue.

* Is definitely being followed.

* Is in a state of confusion. In a state of confusion. Wuh-oh.

* Does not wear short shorts.

* Just reached a power level of over .009!

* Did not like the double spacing idea.
* Bites his pillow like a rabid dog...only to impress other rabid dogs.
* Wishes Buffy and Angel were still on the air. :(
* Woke up today and realized half of what he didn't write yesterday would have been totally insane!
* Has no idea who wrote the above point.
* Broke his time machine... or a clothes dryer.
* Got lost in one of them 'Magic Eye' books for quite a long time.
* Livre magique, qu'est-ce que c'est?
* It's a dolphin! Run-run, run, run, run-run, run, away.