not going 2 describe myself in 2 much detail because i never know what to write on thes things all you need 2 know is i have a good sense of humour,and i am up for a laugh the rest im going to leave for you to find out so go on send me a message if you dare
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--...:::---------::::::::::::'--------------``::.: When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the ime and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser and looking for a girl with big t*ts. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would wine and dine all you ladies take you out to a nice resturant then for a drink or sumting fun!!!! (and no i know what your dirty mind was thinking) lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no all funning aside probs a nice pub or somewhere nice and queit so we can have a chane to talk
