Let's try this...


So...

Who am I? I'm whoever I choose to be on any given day, but I'll always be true to myself almost to a complete fault. Some days I'm really outgoing and exuberant, and other days I'm quite content to be gettin' in touch with my inner "wet mop". Some things that will never change would be my sense of humor, my wit, my charm and charisma, my coyness, my perversity, my insanity, my forked tongue and the venom that can sometimes drip off of it, and my penchant for having you hate me one minute and loving me the next.

So what's the hold up? Well, I suppose a lot of that has to do with me not actively lookin' for anyone. I've been content to sit idly by and let whatever happens, happen. That has paid off in spades because I've managed to amass a gaggle of new friends and social acquaintances along the way during my time here. If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that lookin' for my happiness won't ever work...it'll happen when it's supposed to and generally when I'm least expecting it to happen...as is usually the case. Lookin' just leads me to pretty wrappers that just waste my time, and I gave that up.

So really I'm cool with just floatin' around in the forums and droppin' off my words of wisdom, words of caution, words of encouragement, words of despair, and of course words of cynicism. Yep, I'm a jaded one and that's something I'll never deny. Even though I just drop off words here and there, this doesn't mean I won't entertain interested parties...but anyone that's read any of my posts would see clearly that I'm not one to play hard to get...I play hard to want.

Sooner or later one of those onlookers will be brave enough to try her odds though. She just hasn't made herself known just yet...

I won't bother tellin' you my likes and dislikes because there's so many either direction. Instead, I'll just toss a clue out...if you're a redhead, between 27-33, livin' in my City, and are a *little* curvy...you get backstage passes and bumped to the head of the line. Yes, I have an affinity for redheads.

I'm very open and can talk about, and listen to just about anything. I'm very direct, and don't like to sugar coat my words often...if at all. I'm like blunt force trauma when it comes to me speaking. I'm a very good listener, as long as I ain't listenin' to psycho babble about useless things all the time. If you wanna just yap about whatever, then I'm game for that too. These days I'm writing a lot (songs mostly), and though I have very little free time these days, I still do my best to make time for socialization with the masses. All work and no play makes me wanna go postal. I'm more than a social butterfly...I'm an attention whore...just don't touch my wings 'cause I still have places to fly.

So if you wanna meet a new face to hang with, drop me a line. Be sure to tell me something about yourself that I wouldn't see on your profile. Most keep the interesting stuff off site and unprinted, so tell me something surprising.

Later.

EDIT: Changed my mind...I tend to do that. I'll add some FAILS to my profile for your entertainment (amended 06/17/09):

- if you have more than one color in your hair = FAIL
- if you tan so much your skin is like leather or the color ORANGE = FAIL
- if you over-tweeze your eyebrows and have to pencil in replacements = FAIL
- if you think flip-flops and/or "Crocs" are fashionable and own more than one pair = FAIL
- if you have more than 1 "self portrait" (think: mirror shots/arm length shots) = FAIL
- if all your pics are with you in a bar = FAIL
- if you are waggin' the gang signs like a retarded gangbanger = FAIL
- if you have more ink than a skyskraper blueprint = FAIL
- if you'd need 22 minutes to de-metal yourself at an airport (think: piercings) = FAIL
- if you have "Prefer Not To Say" on any of your profile = FAIL
- if all your pics are just headshots and/or 5 years old by now = FAIL
- if you post a pic of you fellating a bottle of some type = FAIL
- if you are one that answers questions with questions = FAIL
- if you catch yourself saying "maybe" more than "Hello" or "Thank you" = FAIL
- if you "shave" or wax (and you know what I mean) = FAIL
- if you like equality ONLY when it serves your purpose = FAIL
- if you think sex is a great weapon and use it as such, or cut off the taps after you land your man = FAIL
- if "payback" is in your vocabulary when you *think* your man has "done you wrong" = FAIL
- if you know of and use the term "doghouse" and you don't have pets at all = FAIL
- if you use any drugs at all (other than prescribed) = FAIL
- if you preach about how "independent" you are to the point you actually beat people over the head with it = FAIL
- if you think simply showing up for a date is considered "your part" = FAIL
- if u spk lik dis (see: texting/text speak) = EPIC FAIL
- if you made it to the end of this list = pat yourself on the back and drop me a line...lol

***EDIT: 11/05/08*** Finally finished my first ever composition (~Hush~), and I haven't felt this accomplished since as far back as I can remember...and not bad for a first attempt. 1 down...50+ to go...lol.

Keep it classic...coffee or a mocha somewhere super public. Less intimidating for both parties that way. And yea, bring money 'cause I won't be buying your coffee. Sorry, but if you think you're doing me a favor by just gracing me with your presence, you're already boring me.