It seems my previous "about me" essay didn't do the trick. So, as a service to you fine ladies, I've decided to portray a more… honest and accurate appetizer about myself:

I'll start off this humble decription by saying that I'm the most genuine and confident person you'll ever meet. Oh, did I mention that I'm handsome as well?

I'm pleased to say that I'm intelligent and articulated as well. I mean, why won't I be? I've received the best education money can buy, studied in top schools and have been pampered by snotty English servants my whole life.

I come from a powerful and rich family with estates in Paris, Hong Kong, Monrovia and summer resorts in Tora Bora and Tuscany.

Although I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, pampered with luxury and parents who left the care of me to highly paid strangers, I have yet to satisfy my ambitious goals to be the best in everything as well as own half of the world. Owning 3 private jets and 5 Italian sports cars by the age of 18 is far from enough.

I've managed to make my fortune through a variety of business ventures which include investments in the fields of Real Estate, stocks, Forex, precious metals and narcotics.

How can you resist the honor and privilege to meet a wonderful person who would make a great companion who loves kids equipped with noise reduction apparatuses and believes that family, just like revenge, is a dish best served cold? To sum it up, I'm your white knight in shining armor, a literally hopeless romantic and last but not least, the worlds' greatest lover and bs artist.

That's me in a nutshell. Would you like to more?

P.S

Take the above with a grain of salt and a heavy dose of sarcasm and call me in the morning.

Oh, I almost forgot! On a more serious note, I'd say that in my ideal relationship, I'd have a female best friend turn into a life long partner. She'd be the right person for me to love and be proud of. She'd have looks that I like; smarts that make me think, learn, laugh and respect; a personal drive to better herself and an ironclad feeling of personal chemistry with yours truly.

I'd like to go to a place where we may have a good and casual conversation. I think doing some kind of sport activity like walking (if you have a dog, we can take it for a walk. Not sure about the cat though since a cat on a leash would be kinda weird), hiking, biking, bowling, horseback riding, skating, pool, ping pong, Monopoly, people watching, base jumping etc. If we survive unscathed, we can then get a drink or grab a meal. Oh and dance of course!

Female
Age between 20 and 35