Divorced four years and ready to meet new people. According to people who like me, I'm funny, cute-ish, great personality, helpful, blunt, smart, a hard worker, a great dad, and the life of the party. People who don't like me will agree with some of the above but I don't pay them no mind anyway. In my life, I have been a lifeguard, airbrush artist, waiter, Judo instructor, bartender, radio/club deejay, cook, sculptor, calligrapher, restaurant manager, sold clothes, trained managers, washed dishes, hosted birthday parties for kids as a pirate, and worked in a factory...and I'm sure I'm forgetting a job or three. Right now, all I do is work, parent (two kids, 21 and 17), and go to school. I need adult interaction! I want to meet someone I can become crazy about, but even if the craziness doesn't come I've made a new friend!

My idea of a first date is going to Walmart and laughing at people. Or going on a drive into the mountains and finding a nice little restaurant. Or a night listening to a good band. Or driving 200 miles because you want your picture made in front of Tootsie's in Nashville. Walking around in muddy fields looking for arrowheads. Listening to bad karaoke and laughing all night. Looking at antiques. Getting together at 6 in the morning and making omelets and drinking mimosas. Or pizza and a movie at your (or my) house. Or digging around in a used book store. Going anywhere people are doing living history. I'm pretty open to anything.