Photoless people... You may want to read this before you send me that 'Quick Reply letter next to my pic hon!'

Sorry to sound rude, really I am sorry, but a lot of people play games here and I'm frustrated now.... It's not fair that I should consider closing my account and not having fun because I keep getting harrassed by lying 'uglahs' claiming to look like Beyonce... Stop messing with me man!

I've noticed that a lot of people are not posting their pics on here.

Based on my experience, this means either:

1) You are NOT ATTRACTIVE and you're lying to people saying that you are

OR

2) You're cute as hell but you're afraid your neighbour will find out you're curious about girls and you use the "career excuse" (Hey that's cool, I was shy once upon a time too)

This profile is for the cuties - either with photos or the PICTURELESS,HOT,DISCREET,CAREER WOMEN. Yeah... I'm looking for you...

If the #1 statement above applies to you, please pass on my shallow "what a b****" profile(or whatever angry thing you want to call me, because you're cheezed at the fact that you're incapable of keeping my attention... Dunno... Don't care... Just go...) Let's not waste eachother's time ummkay?

Why am I bitter?

9 times out of 10, I have wasted email upon email politely asking pic-less women
to send me a friggan pic, only to find out after tons of excuses she's got a jheri curl or a mullet and has bad teeth! Or the pic they send is so fuzzy/far away I can't tell what they look like, until I arrange a place to meet, and some BILLY BOB THORNTON or SHABBA RANKS looking chick comes walking up to me smiling at Milestone's because my photos ARE REAL so it makes me easy to spot... Now is that fair?

Trust me, it's happened and for a lot of you laughing at what I just wrote YOU KNOW I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!

If you're cute and you don't have a pic here... I'll wait until you get one, just add me as a fav... and email it to me later...But only if you're a HOTTIE! You should have a whole bunch of pics on your computer, phone, whatever... It takes one to know one baby! What cutie doesn't have pics?

Let's be real, it's my photo that caught your interest, so I should be extended the same courtesy :)

As for my insides...

I am smart, educated, no children and sane :) I'm very simple, down to earth, and kewl! I am a social butterfly when I feel like it, and a lover of life and all the joys that come with it.

Had a girl who messed up, so I am seeking better than what I had. Trust me, her shoes are big to fill... And I still love her even though she messed up royal with me! Just speaking the truth... Stay home and cry for what? NOT ME!!!

Whatever happened to just having fun? I have a wild side that I am dying to expose, but for the most part, I'm very much a lady :)

If you like what you see, then write. I like new friends! If you don't, thanks for checking me out. I just want to have fun. I love life and I want to share the experience. That's all... Nothing fancy, nothing unique, just simple and straight to the point.

I am more of a phone person, the msn thing is kinda foolish... Unless you're SUPER HOT, then let's do it!
It's easier to seduce you on Msn anyway ;)

LOL!!

********************** Confession ********************

I had a glass of wine (or 2) when I wrote this, otherwise I would have NEVER had the nerve to be so bold here!! But I like it!

I LOVE TO EAT!!!
It doesn't have to be fancy... As long as it's good, supplies wine and gives us an ambience to flirt and talk
Birds of a feather flock together so I'm only looking for cuties!
No pics, no response...
NO 3SOMES either! I don't want your nasty man!! You can have him!! EW!