i am definitely the life of the party. my friends call me frankieeeeeee, or frank the tank, because im hilarious; mostly when im drunk. i fear nothing. its really funny to ask random guys if they want to dance just to watch their reaction; especially when i have to lean in real close so they can hear me

i am 75% german 25% irish/scottish (that is pronounced german, not jerman). im the most interesting man in the world.

i can use chop-sticks in each hand simultaneously.

a few things women do that annoy me:
1) the more drama shows you watch the more drama you will enjoy
2) the more crime shows you watch the more fearful you will be
3) just because you are in love with yourself does not mean that i am
4) fake boobs are not as glorious as real ones
5) just because you say youre nice repeatedly doesnt make it true
6) you may not flirt with other men in front of your boyfriend
7) the more you masturbate the less you consummate
8) a tattoo on your boobs is really unnecessary. im still gonna stare until you catch me
9) women that spackle their face with makeup. if you got freckles use em!

i have stars season tickets soooo


lets do it