You know, you'd think with all the "About Me" things you have to fill out on the Internet these days, I'd be better about blabbering about myself. But honestly? I'm really not. However, people seem to think I'm a lot of fun and, if nothing else, I can probably make you laugh. Of course, if you don't have a sense of humor...yeah. You're gonna hate me.

So I'm Christopholis...and yes, I actually do go by that, although I do answer to a number of names, such as Chris, Stoph, and Jonesy. I do have a middle name, but I won't tell you what it is unless we're in a relationship and even then, you're gonna have to pry it out of me. I'm well aware of the fact that the middle name is used only to yell at me. I'm an avid swing dancer, been doing it for over six years... so if you can't dance, no worries. Trust me. I can make you look good.

Currently I'm deployed out in Iraq so clearly not looking for meeting up this weekend or anything. In fact, it's gonna be several several weekends before I return to my exile in San Antonio. Only a few more months go go though, so it's not like it's going to be /that/ long.

And just to round it out...here's a few quotes.

"Dancing with Christopholis is like riding a roller coaster. It's scary, but it's fun!" - A follow in Minneapolis

"You take really big steps for such a tiny man." - Amelia, an impertinent wench

"Christopholis? He's so cool! He's the dreamiest!" -Christopholis's imaginary friend

What would I do for a first date? Is this like that "what would you do for a klondike bar?" question? Because that always seems to end in tears...but let's hope a first date doesn't end in tears, since that doesn't really bode well for the next one does it?

Yeah. That paragraph kinda went somewhere I didn't intend. I'll rewrite it later. Promise.

Anyways. What would I do for a first date. I'll assume it's asking what I'll do /on/ the first date, not so much how to pry a date out of someone. That said? That depends probably quite a bit on who the date is with, don't you think?

So then...what would /we/ do on a first date?