==No:==
Descriptions of oneself as good looking/that you like to have fun/brain damage
Reality TV/daytime TV/pretty much any kind of TV
Wal-Mart/tribal tattoos/lowest common denominator
FAKE: boobs/nails/hair/eyes/existence
Tanning beds/generally orange people
Call centre employees/cadavers/conservatives
Craploads of makeup/looking like a clown/patriarchy
Pill Poppers/trance/professional pot smokers
Common hipster adornments/Ed Hardy/Louis Vuitton/joyless uniformity
Pretty Pretty Princesses/purse dogs/bulimia
Religion/faith/denial/Matthew McConaughey fans

If you would use the above terms to describe yourself, then we needn't worry about you. Darwin will sort you out. If you skipped casually past that contemptible convolution of cultural casualties, then please continue below and possibly find tiny, sweet validation.

==Yes!==
there, they're, their
comfortable shoes
Western Caucasian Culture Disappointment (WCCD)
Film/photography/paint/sculpture/literature/possibly even music
Obscure film/photography/paint/sculpture/literature/definitely music
Metaphors/double-entendres
Functional equilibriums/unnecessary risk-taking/falling on your head every now and then in the name of sport or passion
Savoir faire/taste/guile
Bodies in motion/bodies at rest/witnessing the fitness
Bikes
Yep, bikes
Also motorbikes
Beer, liquor, beer, liquor, beer

Due to my permanently scarring experience of having seen what it's like for a woman on this site, I will attempt to put some distance between myself and a lot of my male counterparts by listing some things that I will not do.
-I will not send photos of my penis
-I will not send photos of my bare, chiseled physique
-I will not send photos of my veritable rolling aphrodisiac of a car
-I will not add anyone to my favourites ('cause it's dumb)

Since you're still reading, I'll drop the attitude for a moment and say a few straightforward things about who I am, redundant as it may seem...
-For work, I'm a freelance graphic/web designer and photographer.
-I'm on here looking for the proverbial needle in the haystack, much like most everyone else.
-I've been snowboarding for a good long while, but I also enjoy cross-country skiing, surfing, cycling, swimming, hiking, and gym time.
-I don't have cable, and I don't listen to the radio.
-I'd rather make something myself than go out and buy it.
-I'm a bit of self-loathing North American and thusly enjoy spending time on other continents.
-I'm primarily interested in individualistic, self-made folk.

*Final note: If you would like a response to the message that you may or may not be off to write, do consider employing a question mark or two. If I delete your message, consider it a social favour. Seriously. It's because you wouldn't really like me. When people that I wouldn't really like actually write me back, it becomes this huge chore and I'd rather they just had the stones to throw my painstakingly crafted correspondence in the trash.

*Final final note: I rarely make first contact because I have so much criteria here, it's almost rude. Also, I always get stuck on the godforsaken subject line.