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Spider_w
Age: 35
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leafslady : Straightjackets Optional
City
Niagara Region Ontario
Sign
Libra
Height
5' 5" (165 cm)
Age
47 year old Woman
Smoker?
Often
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
Average
Religion
Non-Religious
N/A
may 18,2008
dating
        
 
 
I am Seeking a
Man
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Divorced
Profession
I have two jobs..yeah,I'm a glutton for punishment
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
All my kids are over 18
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
lazy daysart galleriesthe tao of me
RobotChickenHells Kitchenwhite wine for two
StLawrence Marketchocolatemore chocolate
travelfinding a studly masseur named Svengetting the Hell out of Dodge
British humourbubble gum sculptureselling ice to Eskimos
chopsticks as lethal weaponsBlackAdderforeign films
the Boondock Saintsreality checksmovies
my invisible rabbit Harveymy wonderful Fishy friendsjazz
rockbluesthe forums
articulate peoplecoronas with limeToronto Maple Leafs
dirty limericksbeing a smartassgeneral mayhem
About Me
"Remember.the light at the end of the tunnel,May be you."~Aerosmith-"Amazing"
Words to live by.

I was on a trip to Las Vegas recently,and I saw an elderly couple just strolling through a casino..arm in arm.
I thought about how wonderful that looked,and realized that's what I want...
Someone ,who in twenty some odd years will still be in love with me,and strolling arm in arm.
Okay,enough of the mushy stuff


Now,I'm supposed to talk about my self,right?

I'm me...end of story.Got a bit of a sarcastic streak,can't stand when someone bashes their ex,rarely watch TV,but watch tons of movies,don't care for NASCAR,Love hot chicken wings,would travel all over the world if I could,and I have an evil cat (I'm serious about that!)

Okay..now according to the "Edit Page",I should talk about my hobbies,goals/aspirations and my 'uniqueness'...blah,blah,blah,yada,yada....
I don't think it's reasonable to expect anyone to file their life into one or two tidy paragraphs.Besides,isn't the whole 'dating' part of the process supposed to be where you learn about one another?
Anyways,,let's see;
Love bars-nope
Bungee Jumping-nope
Skydiving-nope
Motorcycles-nope
Gym Membership-nope
HOLY SHIT!!!I'm average!!
Well,that just blows chunks!


See those people on the bottom of this page? The ones who wrote all that sweet stuff?They are the greatest group of people you would ever hope to meet!

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Testimonials/comments from leafslady favorites list
This is really gonna hurt.Her job is to craft Your doom so I'm not so sure how well I should wish you? If You piss her off she'll just want to see You suffer in some unimaginable way.She can be rather vindictive this you should know I made her mad once and she came half way around the world to watch me run.Scared yet? You should be!"Try sweating leafs are you mad? We tried sodium amatol on her three years ago to find where she buried her last POF date and she gave Us a recipe for potato chip dip." so don't think by begging it will make appeals to her intellectual vanity. Until she has decided you make the cut you are just a slug in the sun.And last but not least heed my words ...if she picks up the phone and calls for you to drop by for dinner You better ask whats on the menu

This is SUPER lady a fantastic friend that I am extremely became part of my life. Leafie has been there for me as a friend when I've needed someone to simply listen, without question or conditions. Thanks Leafie for always being a great friend.

My all-time favourite smart-ass! It's tough hanging out with this gal and not peeing your pants laughing, let me tell you! October, you said once again this year, right, lady? Riiiiight?

Ever taste a glass of wine before it ever got to your lips? The bouquet fantisilating you before you even tasted a drop? Do you recall how it feels to have passionate fingers run through your hair? If not...you must not know her. That's about all I have to say about her. 'Cept that you Canadian guys must be idiots.

This lil lady is one of my favorites at the pond.Not only is she beautiful and witty,her heart shows so much kindness and caring for others. If I died and came back as a man, I'd date her LOL You rock Leafy!!! :hug:

Leafs is a great lady and you're wasting your time if you don't get to know her... She's a stick to ya gal, no matter how bad ya think things are... Funny, sweet & smart investing in Leaf is like getting a diamond mine for Christmas...

Immeasureable treasure! Touched by an angel? Or just ..touched! haha... one of the sweetest, kindest, most caring women I have had the pleasure to be aquainted with. A trooper, a fighter,hilarious, never an unkind word...well!!almost never! A joy to behold I beholdin...but she keeps slippin through my grasp! Dang! She was soooo missed when she left! I am truly happy that she decided to return. My thoughts and prayers will always be with you dear lady. Godbless...embrace the spirit.

Talk about a lonely place the pond was with out this lady... I am one of many who really missed you! This a lady who has a heart of gold and soul to be admired. You are one of the rare one's Pat. The real Pearl in the pond...Thanks for always being there for me...

my darlin leafs! whatta woman this gal isbeautiful inside an out an able to leap tall building s in a single leap as fer as i'm concerned! ifn i was ta look up adorable sister in a southern dictionary, there'd be a picture of her right there...this is a gal i would make biscuits from scratch fer any day of tha week!

Ah Leafy (and you'll always be leafy to me, there's no gettin' around it) what do I say? She's a woman with rare courage and grit, who has a heart that's bigger than she is. She is the compassionate ear who is always available to those she cares about, and she's the bright spark in your mailbox that makes you smile on a drab day. She's an amazing, intelligent, beautiful woman, and the fact that she's single makes me wonder about the intelligence of the guys in her region. Love ya girl, and it's damn good to have you back. ::hugs::

Great to see you back and healthy, and I'm sure, ready for some (legal, ha) misbehaviour, Pat. It's OK to give Pat a lot of deserved compliments, because doing so to a woman POFer may give a swelled head, but whereas that development would get you banned if you were a male "member", the resulting glow on Pat's face just increases her sweet demeanor. Cheers, Love!

A lovely lady that I have admired from afar for about as long as I've been on POF. We have not yet met, but I'm not giving up on that one ... it's bound to happen sooner or later (some do not yet know of the travels of Cotter ... YIKES!!). I'm just so thrilled that she's up to coming back and gracing us with her presence. It's a good sign indeed ... and I can't wait to start reading her posts again. We've all missed you and we're thrilled you're back.

To one third of the "smart ass" triplets - I missed the torment, but more so, I missed one of the top 5 personalities I can remember to date, we're all so glad you're back and fightin'. Best wishes in all your ventures, from both me and the other triplet ;)

such a lovely and sweet genuine woman here; funny, intelligent and very wise. so glad she is back and feeling better, as she was very missed. read her posts and you will see why this woman is so loved by so many here. welcome back girlie, gain strength each and every day till you are bursting with good health and great cheer; so glad to see your face gracing us once again. OOOXXX

I truly am so happy! My dear friend, precious sister is back with us again. A total blessing in my life, leafs is a gift. I'm one of many who missed her and so glad to have her back. So much to be said, she embodies beauty in every definition of the word, class, a brilliant mind, quick wit, and total endearing charm. Can't imagine anyone who would know her and not love her to bits. I know there's many here who have, and more who will as they get to know the wonderful lady she is. There are those who cross paths in life and you just know that this is one of those friends that will be a friend for life. A treasure, a gift a blessing, I'm so glad that our paths crossed and I know my life will be richer and sweeter and dearer just for knowing her. Leafs, I could never thank you enough for that.


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