Been on here for far too long, help me !!! Normal guy looking for miss normal ! You must be out there somewhere ?. I work my butt off and would love to find that elusive lady to share the relaxing and (sometimes) hectic times with. I am happy in jeans and a casual shirt with shoes, as in a suit and tie, combats and trainers. A pint in a pub or glass in a wine bar. A stroll in the park or walk on a cliff top looking out at sea. The Sunday Times or News of the World. Fish and chips or 5 courses. Travel Inn or 5*. Most important woman in my life, my little girl whose just 9 ..lol…so you will have to share me with her…Are you up for the challenge ?
And what am I looking for ? Someone normal...yeah I know - heard it all before ?, but I mean it..!.. if your down to earth, no expectation of grandeur and are looking for a honest relationship, being treated like a lady, mental stimulation (gallery – exhibitions), quite drink in a country pub, the odd meal out, staying in with a DVD and a bottle of wine, cuddles, snuggles, reading the Sunday papers together, arguing over a remote control…then you could be the gal for moi ! You should be looking for a meaningful relationship, slim!, be a fem fatale, open minded and uncomplicated, (does such a woman exist, pmsl). Last of all – inner beauty , yea I know its there but there does have to be some attraction…don’t you think ? If that’s too blokey, sorry, but always best to be honest ! go on what have u got to loose !
I Know, I'm picky... but aren't you ?

How about meeting in a friendly pub, where we can chat without having to shout, so we can find out a little more about each other.

Or

A drink by the river followed by a moonlight stroll along the bank, a d*mn good snog, to say goodnight.....or maybe...good morning....!