PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CAREFULLY

1) If you think having sex is an excellent way to meet men.....you are 2 things....absolutely correct, and not for me....you may meet alot of men, but most likely not what you are really looking for...Please don't message me if this is you!

2) If in the "body type" description section you have entered "a few extra pounds" or "average" and you are horribly overweight.....you aren't for me either. I have absolutely nothing wrong with overweight women and I love women of all shapes sizes, colours, and whatever....but if you can't even be honest with yourself.....then how the hell are you ever going to be honest with me? Please don't message me if this is you.

3) If you have ever key'd your ex's car, bleached his clothes, killed his cat, or anything else of that sort.....you are again 2 things.....F@*7ing Crazy, and not for me. Everyone has fights, but making up, I believe, is half the fun....so keeping the crazy to a minimum is a must......so if you have done any of these things....Don't message me.

4) Also, if you can't come up with anything more intelligent to say then "wanna chat" or if you don't have a picture on your account, or are going to add me to MSN and not talk to me, or forget who I am because you have added way too many guys......Don't message me!!!! I have no time for that sh*tand you'll never get a response from me!

5)I have been getting alot of messages from overweight women regarding #2. If you aren't swift enough to read my entire profile.....Don't message me!! Did you not catch the very first thing I said? I will repeat it just for those of you with limited mental capacity "PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CAREFULLY"....there that should clear up any confusion. I have been accused of not wanting "fat chicks" to message me, being "shallow", and so on.....Read #2 carefully!!

6) If you are stable, dependable, affectionate, attractive, confident and caring......then by all means...PLEASE MESSAGE ME!!!!!

Hope to hear from you soon!!!

First dates are highly overrated.....As much as I like feeling sick to my stomach, cold sweats and whatever else comes with the anxiety of meeting someone for the first time, I'd much rather do something where we are both comfortable......to be decided by both people involved...