being there, being square, being hippy, being zen, being ashtanga, being mellow, being brian wilson, being eccentric, being incognito, being john malkovitch, being boring, being for the benefit of mr kite, being adventurous, being sherlock homes, being wicked, being lazy, being george formby,, being left handed, being a bass man, being mild mannered superman, being easy(like a sunday morning)being dressed in green,being a lawnmower, being jaco pastorius,, being a bit wooky hollow,being dirk, nasty, stig and barry, being in the nuddy,being amused at the meatheads who leave testimonials for girls theyve never met,being even more amused by their mock threats...err hello u gonna strangle people by proxy, being a cad

a nice cup of tea, a nice biscuit......