U BETTER HAVE A FRIGGGIN PICTURE CUZ ILL READ UR MSG AND WONT RESPOND IF U GOT NO PICTURE TO SEND

Read B4 Scrolling Down!

#1 better have a picture
#2 im only looking for friendship
#3*** PLZ No one over 33, im not into it .. if u want to have a normal convo sure but U WILL NEVER GET INTO MY PANTS !! HAHAHAHHA*****
#4 Always look both ways before crossing the road
#5 Always wrap it
#6 always smell milk b4 drinking
#7 Dont Pick ur nose in public
#8 If you think 2 girls one cup, is porn u have problems!!!!
#9 you cant milk a chair!
And Finally
#10 If your mama is so fat ... in the ass that she can attracts apples I dont kno wat to tell yea?




Its VAGINA TIME!

Hi my name is brittany and i like long walks on the beach, I like to dip my toes in the sand on a hot sunny day....Bahahahhahha come on now .. who really puts this stuff on these sites lmao bahaha




** UR MOM CALLED AND SHE SAID HI**







Contact:
*i'm taken my email out of here cuz werid ppl are adding me ,, so if u want my addy just msg me ok -----****
my msn U better have a picture of ur self and not over 33 plz!






IF U NOT GONNA READ MY PROFILE B4 U MSG ME IM GONNA SLAP U LOL... THATS WAT A PROFILE IS FOR ... HAHAHAHA, BUT MSG ME SILLYYYY-- and plllzzzzz HAVE A FRIGGIN PICTURE OR SEND ONE BECUZ I DONT REALLY FEEL LIKE TALKEN TO SOMEONE U CANT LOOK AT YEA KNO WAT I MEAN







Hey my name is Brittany
I DONT SPECK FRENCH AT ALLL



U can contact me at Msn Ok took this off becuz stupid pl adding me! so ask me


I am Age:
23


Live now:
Moncton New Brunswick



Hobbies:
hanging out with friends, Relaxing, watching movies, listening to music, school, taking pictures, having fun, drinking sometimes,,dancing, karaoke, txting, working, haven fun!

Music:
I love all music :D

I enjoy:
anything that can make me laugh and have a good time!





fave quotes-
-Nice pants ... can i try out the zipper?!?!?
-Nice shoes... wanna F*ck?!?!
-Wanna get laid?! Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait!
-Thats Nice!!
-Your mom!!!!
-F*Ck that
-WTF
-OMG
-show me ur genitals!
-silly!
-Shut up!
-lmao PENIS
-* sniff sniff* smells like someone had a abortion, O no wait no that the shitter door on the tuna boat between ur legs that seamen go to die!

LOOK UP JON LAJOIE ON YOUTUBE
I Have a song For u all.. I love it!

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,

I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right ****, now take off your thong, and...

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked,
Knock knock, who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,
No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,
Something something in the month of May,
****es love my penis 'cause it's really big,

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,
Women are only good for three things,
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,

Aww yeah, that's right,
Shake your...bums,
I'm out of here,
I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

And another one lmao I love this guy!

Aahhh yeah, I’m back…****es.
Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my****
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh).

My love is like lightning…
It gives girls orgasms.
My****is like an airplane…
It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous****
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait…that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other…
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
E=MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present…
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

I don’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my****
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways…
Either you have sex with me…
Or you have sex with me.

I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
What time is it? It’s vagina.

What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
There is none…I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man,
Because my sex is the best.

I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them.







Def msg me if u want im not shy im very honest i love talk to new ppl ... so hit me up im not looking for much... Ull never find a woman like me :D hahahaha

If u want my msn ... Ill give it to u if u want it




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZrkA84wOQU&feature=rec-rn-1f-3-HM

More about me:
-I’m a good person at heart i may have my faults like everybody in this world but people its 2009 and what can u do?!?!?!
I def am very soft hearted but i know when someone is using me ... Im not stupid....


Plz hit me up! Xoxoxoxoxoxoxox


I Would like to hear from you:) *rawr!