Decided it's high time to throw in the towel. Ain't found that special one yet so I'm just gonna dedicate myself to my authoring craft. Still here for forums though if you want to send me a message feel free. Hell I might even look at a few profiles as usual but I doubt i'll send a message.
Let's face it i'm not a player. I think women deserve respect from thier husbands, boyfriends whatever. Just cause you're with some dude that you think you love and he attacks you verbally or physically pretty much prooves he's a pussay and you need to move on. Let's face it I want a wife.
The testimonials say alot about me read em ;)
Why you should get to know me? I can make you smile on a darkest day. I love to laugh alot. I generally knock on myself before I offend someone. My penis scared my last gf :(. Too big? Idk you tell me. Nine inches? That's not ungodly big is it? So I have a bigger member than that fat fvck Ron Jeremy. God to some Ron is I never knew why. Anyway off that subject. I enjoy writing poetry. No matter what I write about turns out good.
Who keeps playing my jukebox? I wanna know. If you're invisible and you're a beautiful woman hellz yea send me an email. Looken for in the 50 mile range but friends pop up whenever.
Yes I'm on no sleep writing this over but hopefully you get a taste of me. I'm not really a prick.
Mostly here for the forums. If I checked you out we got something in common hit me up!
I appreciate a good looking woman as much as the next man. However some of my greatest friends are not perfect in my mind. They are perfect in soul though. I consider myself a good looking man atleast an 8 and expect the same in return. It's my flaw.
I can be an ass at times. If you look past my sarcastic quirks I'm a generally sweet caring person.
If it wasn't for those undead evil batty eyed zombies walking around sucking brains out I'd be starvin... Seriously next time you watch Resident Evil or Night of the Living Dead picture me in a bib on slobbering while devouring some of those sons of betches :D. I mean if they're gonna eat you why not eat them... *shrugs*
First Date
There's not much to do in my hometown. Maybe go for a walk in the park. Just a place to sit down to some coffee and actually talk to eachother is the perfect opportunity to get to know eachother.
Last 5 lberserkerl Forum Posts
VAMPIRE Are you afraid of the dark and things that only walk at night?Well if I was only all bark,...
give me a gander Think of nothingLet the words drift awaySilent pendrops pouring ink upon each layer of the...
For The Common Goal Alone in the shadowed halls of my mind Drifting needlessly on words of wisdom from anyone ...
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Wow what to say about Brandon. He is a great guy to talk to. He will actually listen to you and give you advise. Not always the best advise, or advise that makes since, but advise still the same. If he is in a poetry mood, look out cuz here comes the affectionate one liners, and the 2 page heart wrenchers. You just never know whats going through his mind at the time, so just be patient and you will recieve the greatest rewards.
Brandon is a true gentleman at heart and always sends the most comforting messages. His poetry is worth looking into as much as his heart is. He has a lot of love to give to the right person so ladies what are you waiting for? Of course i think his view on love is a bit off but hey we all cant be perf*cked like me.lol Big hugs to you xo
What can I say about Brandon? He is a really sweet guy with a big heart. A gifted writer as well. He would do anything for anyone. A true gentleman and a really good listener :).
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