Do you really want to know? I’m physically competent, have basic control of my mental faculties. Not wanted in too many jurisdictions. I like long walks on the beach by the moonlight, taking candy from babies and giving it to seniors, drinking weight gain and slim fast shakes in equal proportion and seeing which one wins. I enjoy the finer things in life, like lobster stuffed with champagne or truffles. I'm tolerant of all religions and lifestyles as there is more room for me in heaven less u infidel pagans. Lived and traveled abroad extensively. The most exciting and interesting fact bout me...er, well, not much else to tell. Good humoured, open-minded, passionate and just a busy busy person (part time student, part time volunteer, full time professional) who is looking for someone to laugh at my various witty remarks and throw in a few of her own. Yum! (Ok, I have no idea why I added that; the last sentence seemed so empty)

What’s on my i-pod: I hate the notion of having an ipod, so I’m anti-pod, got a Samsung device which has on it the Mars Volta, System of a Down, some live Clash, Dead Kennedys and some random dancehall reggae (keeps tings interesting, irie)

How I take my Coffee: two cream, two sweetener, double cupped please

Pet Peeves: Bad manners, bad grammar, the over-commercialization of xmas, poor grammar and speeling; repetition; dirty windshields and people who complain and moan about things they don't want to change, can't change or don't have the power to (i.e. sh*t or get off the pot), repetition.

And You Are....: The ideal woman is between 28.6 and 47.5, laid back, funny (or witty), is not a stick (please have some curves); intelligent (politically aware is good); has goals and is independent. Race, religion is unimportant but prepared to have your beliefs inquired about. Killer eyes and smile a must!

Update - May 07 - I am looking to date with a view to a long term relationship. Seeing that you need to start somewhere, dating would be it. But ultimately, I am looking for that special someone to text message nonsense during the day; to have great laughs mocking others at the grocery store; to read the Sunday NY Times with me on the patio in matching silk kimonos and strong java - smiling at memories of the night before and coping together with the red wine hangover. Also someone to add a set of prints to the candlestick in the conservatory, I'm sick of blaming Colonel Mustard and I think the chap is catching on.

Oct 08 - Just here for forum and friends

We meet for a coffee or a drink somewhere in the city. If summer, we're on a patio. We sit and talk, discussing a gamut of issues ranging from globalization to groverization (d*mn Sesame Street); from the IMF to the EMF (you're unbelievable!); from Kurosawa to mocha java, and so on and so forth. You look great, just coming from work in your biz cash, and we laugh the 6 and 7 o'clock hours away. We then leave; I walk you to your car. We pass by a beautiful black Mercedes-Benz and I suggest we steal it and book it to Mexico or Greenland, but you are the sensible one and stop our little conspiracy. Your kind heart gives a homeless man a quarter (which he pairs with 3 others, buys and hits the super 7, re-invests into a software IPO, makes billions and becomes the ruthless, evil emperor of the world - nice job luv). We get to your car/front door. If you want me to kiss you on the cheek, text KISS; a hug, text HUG; or something more text, hmm I didn't think this far ahead....