At some stage I may want to find out more about you, but you're here to find out if I'm a together guy who has got his life on track. Well rest assured I am and it is. Phew, what a relief you say, at last a good one. Read on. I come baggage-free. Not even hand luggage. I'm not your average bloke. I do not like sport, I find it boring, I don't drink lager, unless it's a beer brewed by Trappist monks. I don't kiss smokers, in the same way that licking an ashtray does nothing for my taste buds. However, if you are trying your hardest to quit, but may succumb after a few drinks, then you might have a chance. Failing that I can recommend a great hypnotherapist. Here are some of the things that fill my time: teaching, designing, shopping, studying, traveling, cooking, reading novels, gardening, watching films, going out, astral travel (leaves no carbon footprint), being with friends, my cat, and so on and so forth and so go figure. So much to do, and so little time

I don't have time for women who are high-maintenance, prone to petty dramas and emotional hysterics. It's difficult enough living with myself as I am all of these things. Contact me, and tell me a few of your best qualities, favourite films, books etc...

Oh yeah, you may be thinking "Mmmm he's a catch, but am I his type?". Well, I think being sexy is really an attitude rather than being looks based, but am usually attracted to Pamela Anderson types... no, I jest. I like a woman with curves.

I'd be 5 minutes late (anticipation is everything), then I would get up and leave half way through to demonstrate unpredictability... or would I?