I have put other relationship because I really dont know what I should put. I obviously cant do long term and figure dating is supposed to lead to that. Short term and intimate encounter suggest a quick shag to me which isn't what I want and last time I hung out I got arrested! I'm not fit enough for strenuous activities and want to meet not chat online so that leaves friends or other relationship. Maybe they should do a seperate catergory, friends with benefits would be good!

Okay, I wasnt much of a catch anyway but now my lung cancer is back and any treatment is pallative so anyone looking for long term should leave now! I could have two years or I could have six months, nobody knows. But it's life, sh*t happens, so if anybody fancies having some good times before I finally sucumb to the inevitable please get in touch.

But just because I'm dieing doesn't mean I will just be trying to get into your knickers. I much prefer my boxers, far more comfortable! And if you have long legs then please don't be offended if my eyes never reach your face.

I am a slim single guy, 47, grammer school education living in West London, ex biker who enjoys a drink now and again. Looking for an intelligent fun lady for days out, weekends away and holidays abroad. I love driving and love music, mainly rock. A lady who is happy singing at the top of her voice to Meatloaf and rock classics in the car would be ideal! I also like to write and I am in the middle of a course in journalism and have a regular column in a magazine.

I think Paleokastritsa in Corfu is one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen. I was there in May last year and it rained and within minutes the flowers all came into bloom. Amazing! It's a bit like Cornwall but with decent weather and locals who speak English!

Age and looks are really not that important as long as you are friendly, have a good sense of humour, can hold a conversation and enjoy a good laugh. But if you happen to live by the sea, have a spare bed, have long hair and long legs I wont be complaining!

Because of the cancer, and the fact that I'm an ugly git, I am ideally looking for friends. Unless there is somone out there whose eyesite isn't too clever and is willing to take a chance that one good shag wont kill me! And if we meet and you intend taking advanatge of me let me know so I remember to bring my inhalers!

And please no Essex girls. It's not that I have anything against you it's just that my new car only has a small back seat!

But I have to warn you. I have absolutely no sense of humour at all!

A little time in the country, a day or two to slow down, a bottle of wine and a walk in the moonlight, maybe some fooling around.

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