Have A Seat...

SO ABOUT ME:
I’m thinking... Ok,
Dislikes; Loose magazine subscription cards. Magazines without page numbers, vending machines that won't take my tiniest wrinkled dollar bill. The traffic sign that says DO NOT PASS... because every time it’s slam on brakes! Then turn around…

Likes; My dog (tripod) was born with only three legs, but the great part is every time we go to the vet, we can park in the handicap spot.

Trying ethnic Foods; I’ve Found at Hare Krishna Restaurants...
Best Part-> Never find any hair in the Food !
Worst Part->If you do, then it’s Twice as gross !

I Grew up in Indianapolis... Graduated from Ball State University, went there on a Scholarship (well ok, it was really more like a coupon) Moved to Dallas, Worked in Film Production.... Ok... Enough With The boring Details... Back To..

Cooking at Home: I have a magic touch with beans. Cuz every time I buy a can of three-bean-salad, I open it up and there’s like... 56 beans inside! I did my moral duty; I wrote the company a letter. Dear Mr. Bean Counter.. Buddy! You're losing profits... they didn’t even care! They sent me back another can, this time inside 62!

On losing profits: This cookie company that states on the package "If Not Satisfied, We Will Double Your Money Back" If this is true... I can buy a million dollars worth of.. then Bite/crunch... Yuk! To Sweet! Return them....Two Mill Back? Me Think Guidance Counselors holding back on that one !


Female Pluses:I'm looking for someone that's Grounded (hopefully not lately by their Parents) Someone who can see the "Big Picture of Life".. Thinks before "Acting".. Understands How Your Own action can have a future effect on others... In other words, YOU Have Common-Sense ! Attractive looks & Attractive Smarts !

Considering the above Paragraphs: Just what do girls think I’m like? Some are maybe thinking similar to the following…(I did say some)

Well as a girl, we always say we like men with a sense of humor, and he did show it, not just say he has a sense-of-humor. Yeah.. But It's a Fine Line...Is he odd weird? Or odd funny?
Yes I always tell myself take a chance, but he’s just too...to...different. What’s the worst? Think Positive, Maybe I can pick-up a big Reward From Americas Most Wanted

Yeah.... there’s no way that this guy has a range of creative traits similar to Leo.Da Vinci
He’s not 6’2”, 175, in shape, cute:(can walk through a room and turn a few girls stomachs...(edit)heads, turn heads!)
Has an amazing Eye-for-detail (knows when you have on new outfit) Great Memory/Listener, very laid back, believes that trust (which is built/tested daily) and communication, rank tops.
And Understands, Many Times; It's not WHAT You Say, but HOW You Say IT.

Believes relationships should start slow, not with a bang. (Then again there is the slooow-bang theory) writers note: I Never Use LOL, If The Intended Humor IS NOT Realized By The Reader, That Could Be Sign #1 No Match... play on

He Knows That Males And Females Can Be JUST Friends:writers note: (even though the Male Gene is structured with a need too populate.. It comes down to: Self-Control of Not Acting on a Need. What keeps a man from stepping in front of a moving train... Self-control) **And Now Back To Are Regular Scheduled Programing**

He’s just too different!!!! Humor...Yeah Yeah, Blab Blab.. that all important Humor thing We say We Want ! Yeah... that's why we (women)go to the circus and throw our panties at the clowns !

Yeah, Gezzz ! But, If I only knew something else about him...… What am I thinking ?? Move on...Find DELETE...!

Oh, I see there is one last sentence……”As a writer makes yearly seven digit income” ... MAKES WHAT ? A seven digit...

Ok Ok, don’t delete I’m thinking, just think..... who-are-going-to-be-my-brides-maids ??

First date.. First Date? Ok.. But,I won’t even ask why....
Here it goes after playing putt-putt, we would get ice cream at the DQ, then one of my parents would...
This description is suppose to be for my Very first date? Right? Are there Putt-Putts still around? Second Date; You didn’t ask, but for extra credit (and by the way, at what adult age does that earned (grade school extra credit) show on my credit report?

So Second Date.. CAN YOU PICTURE: Caesars Palace Las Vegas !!!
Oops! Make That Caesars Pizza in Los Colinas.
Oh,Don’t Pout; Chucky Cheese is saved for a Special Night.

Just thinking when referring to one’s income, it does include the two zeros to the right of the decimal point? Of course it does, it's real money. There’s my anxiety again, like either way it would really matter to anybody.

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(Think Voice of Moe-Bartender-in-The Simpsons)
Lou Here
Yeah… I Know … speak-of-the-devil. Heard it Before !
You Want A Bad BoY ! Do You Huh ?? Well this Guy is Bad with a small b!
I keep telling him “Hey You’re A Very Handsome (me). But the little (me) just doesn’t have those opening lines or the beginning “BS small talk” Down ! He’s a tough on-going project of mine…. “All the time I’m saying“ There’s another Hot One Looking at You…. Stick a Fork in that one ! Nope, He doesn't make the Move!
Just… Tell Them the (me) Made You Do it ! (me)-may-care… Wrong ! I DON’T Care !! Long Time Ago Gave Up On Any Tony Robbins-Speaker-P.R. Firm thing that thinks they can help me ! Me Bad Attitude ?? Hey I'll Fork You Up!

Oh I Forgot! This is supposed to be something about Randel.. Oh, I meant Rdel (sorry buddy...) So… Take My Word For it he is a Big Turd !!! Yeah, I Said it A Turd ! Dating..? Ha, Any of my Daughters can go rot in “home” Before Going Out With A Guy Him! What You don’t believe Me ?? Well? Speaking of Me... I'm Single! Sure! No kids, My Sign: Sign of The Devil… Can Cook, specials: (me)eggs, (me)ham and best(me)food Cake. … Maybe the night ends … with a little Devil in You .
Oh, My! That last line I wrote….Yes,I do Blush very Easily.
So You Want The BAD BOY Type! Go With ME! Mr.D
Cuz... Rdel. Well, I'm Not Really That Cruel to say this, but the "N Word"
(nice) could almost describe this Guy!