Change of bait needed I think and this is a cracker!

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears.

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:

(Okay, get ready...)



'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'




Anyway, I've taken my description/likes/dislikes etc off. Lets face it, it doesn't really matter what I put on here anyway, you've only got this far by looking at the picture and the joke!

I can't help but think it's better to meet people in the real world rather than messing around with this. Been on here for a while and I'm glad that I don't take it personal and get down-hearted with the lack of 'interest'. Online dating is not a patch on being out there actually meeting people. I'm not on here to play games with people and I won't make promises I can't keep or have no intention of keeping.

I understand that you get out of things what you put in, but this just hasn't worked in the slightest. I'm not prepared to tell porkies (I gather a lot of blokes do) on my profile or my messages that I send to you lucky girls!! I also understand that women are well outnumbered by men on here (4/1 apparently), so you have all the Aces.

Despite my slightly pessimistic outlook at Online Dating on this profile, I am actually a fun-loving optimist - honest!! If you do decide to leave me a message and I like what I see from your profile (you must have a picture, it must be of you etc...), you will get a reply.... I promise!! If you do manage to hang in there long enough to secure a date with moi, I will try and make it fun if you will? Who knows, you might be surprised??

THE STORY SO FAR....

I'm telling it how it is from my own experience.

Well, here's how it goes on here.... You message someone you like the look of - they don't reply! I receive a message from someone I'm not interested in - I don't reply. When you do get some messages going back and forth it takes two weeks to have a 5 minute conversation, then one of us gets bored!! If I do message you and don't receive a reply I do not send follow up messages. You are probably not interested and not worth the further effort.

Also, why come on a site like this and not put up a picture, is it that bad or are you married and looking for a little extra? Also, when putting up a picture - why put up a picture of someone who ISN'T you? Oh, and don't get me started on the high expectation levels of most of the women, I'm sorry but Pitt, Clooney, Beckham and Bloom don't get on this site ladies!!

I'm baffled by some of the blocks women put up too. You never know, you could be missing out on what you are looking for by setting up certain blocks. I don't block anybody. I'll take my chance with any old weirdo or pervert!! You don't have to reply do you?

I'll leave it there for now.

I'm sure we can arrange something to suit us both.