A vacancy has occurred for the position of girlfriend. Looks are unimportant but you should have a good sense of humour and a nice personality.Good social and communication skills are desirable.The hours are flexible but will increase gradually and may eventually include unsocial hours.The dress code is smart/casual/optional.Ideally, you should be within commuting distance of Yorkshire.The successful candidate will get the benefit of the full boyfriend package and both parties will enjoy good times together.Applications or requests for further information should be e-mailed a.s.a.p. Interviews will be conducted locally by mutual arrangement.Thank you for taking the time to read this, look forward to hearing from you!!!
(hope this made you smile if nothing else - at least it's different! hope to hear from you x)

How about a quiet drink and possibly bite to eat, to get to know each other! I guarantee to make you laugh!