OK so I am Josh. I'm very interested in having a good time. I not opposed to finding a gf but I am opposed to not making friends. I am very busy(Two jobs and working on my second degree) but i always try to make time for people.
I am one of those guys my mother warned me about......i mean uh...nevermind. No in actuality I really dont dig dance clubs even though i spent half of my 20's in them i really never could get the feel for that kind of thing. I like long walks on the beach and Robert Frost poetry....yeah i'm lying...does anyone even use the long walks on the beach thing any more....not to mention frost is a hack!
I am usually very well spoken ...unless your really attractive....i am just being honest. I dont like women who don't have a job...so if your looking for a sugar daddy, push on i dont really even want to be friends with you. Ok ok if your really smart or hot you can ignore that last sentence (but not really). Sometimes i like to rub myself down in oil and sing R kelly to myself in the mirror....WHAT!?! im just saying.
I have nothing interesting to say about myself to make you want to message me. Except i love getting pedicures...so im great company there.......ok thats probably not going to get me a lot of dates.
Im looking for friends first I really dont have too many especially of the female persuasion, but I am more fun than a barrel full of stem cells.....oh thats so wrong....
My mom says im very handsome!
PINK IS THE NEW BLUE!!!!

Girls I have scared off within less than ten emails: ////////////

Duct tape, arm wrestling, Chilidogs....you know what im talking about!!!!