***warning*** Sorry Ladies, I accidentally deleted all my shirtless flex pics. And I know how popular guys with shirtless flex pics are. Damn.

Writing witty, positive profile descriptions is sooooo last year. Here is a list of things that are wrong with me: I am narcissistic, sarcastic (quel surprise!), egotistical, occasionally foul-mouthed and slightly random. I smoke (cigarettes and dope), I have odd eating habits and I compulsively tidy my place.

Holy cow, I'm not perfect like everyone else on here!

...and for the good: They tell me I'm smart, despite my grammar and diction. My jokes are probably funnier than your elderly neighbour's, and I'm at least as sexy as him.

Can't forget to mention that I am professionally trained graphic designer/photoshop guru/Final Cut fanatic. And naturally I am a rather artistic sort.

There's a few other points worth mentioning, but I have to maintain some of my mystique.

Something practical and fun based on my feeble assessment of your personality. At the very least something where we will be inspired, talkative and well-lit. ie: anything but a movie.

I also enjoy hanging out with music and a doob, but inviting strangers over for narcotics is a sketchy hobby.

Of course if you want to go skateboarding I am always up for that, though so few women are. :(