Hey hey everyone! Figured I'd rewrite this part - its been a while since I've been on here. Gotta be honest with ya, feel like I'm wasting my time doing this, but on second thought, I could be wrong - someone might actually read this and send me a message (even a snarly, condescending comment would be welcomed lol!) I've been working here in the hat for 2 years as a painter - decent job, I likes. Its weird, I was born here (moved away when I was 6), have lots of family here... yet I still feel like a stranger in a strange land. Perhaps this is because I'm not really into hitting up bars or clubs or any of that superficial garbage (there's gotta be more to life than drinking and desperately trying to get laid) Yes, I am weird, yes I'm a loner. But that's not to say I never let my guard down... I do not choose to live like a hermit - hence the profile. I'm kinda random at times - I'll go off on a huge serious rant about the monetary system, other times I'll blurb out obscure trivia few could possibly know... or do my Chewbacca voice. Stuff like that.

I love music and have been trying my best into joining or forming a band as a singer. I've been singing for 20 years now on and off and from my years growing up with classic rock, and discovering progressive rock and heavy metal (and the many different sub genres) I've developed a wide octave range in several different vocal styles. I can pull off a Journey ballad after singing some Megadeth, word for word, note note. Then scream some Judas Priest flawlessly (listen to Victim of Changes, then doubt that I really can sing like that all you want. There's only one way you'll ever know if I'm BSing ya or not) then comfortably sing along to Rush or Ozzy... or Thin Lizzy, Iced Earth, Blue Oyster Cult, etc. you get the idea - I am inspired; I'm content with my job as a painter but being in a band with people just as serious about it as I am would be fulfilling. It'd be the ultimate.

So many of you ladies are looking for Mr. Right... you aren't trying hard enough obviously - try a phone book in the R's... there's a lot more corny jokes where that came from :p Now... if you're lookin for some guy who holds the door open for ya, says please and thank you, cook you meals, sing to you, give you massages, and just be there for you when you really need someone... I am that guy.

Anyhoo, if ya got any Q's I'll give you A's and take it from there :)

Go with the flow - head to Staples and start an eraser war... maybe a free-lunch date @ Costco (who doesn't like the kiosks at Costco??) You know those statues over by the pond in that park... yeah me neither - let's hold hands while eating soup :p