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Do you drink? Often (>3 times/week)
Do you do drugs? Often (>3 times/week)
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Interests
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About Me
HEY LADIESIM INTO BBQING ROADKILL (squirrels), AEROBICS, DONKEY PUNCHES, PRO WRESTING (THE BIG SHOW ROCKS), CRACK, SENSUAL MASSAGES, ANAL, BBQING SNAKES, HEROIN, CLASSICAL MUSIC, THE COLOR GREENISHBROWN, INDIAN RUG BURNS, HUFFING GASOLINE, TANYA HARDING, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, TEQUILA, UNITERESTING CONVERSATIONS, AND THE SHOCKER 
First Date
ID TAKE YOU OUT TO MY FAVORITE SPOT OUT ON COUNTY ROAD 5, GRAB UP THE FINEST ROADKILL, AND COOK IT WITH MY LIGHTER, I WOULD THEN PROCEED TO GIVE YOU A BACK MASSAGE WHILE SINGING YOU CHRISTMAS CAROLS, WE CAN THEN HITCHHIKE BACK TO MY CARDBOARD BOX WHERE WE CAN MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE TO THE SOOTHING SOUND OF MEGADETH IF YER LUCKY THEN MAYBE WE CAN STOP BY THE FOGCUTTER FOR A BEER OR SEVENTEEN SHOTS OF WHISKEY, BUT ONLY IF ITS TUESDAY YOU GREEDY BlTCH
jeremiahsquid has 2 roses that can be sent.
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