I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 week online relationship, culminating in acrimony, emotional chaos and possible legal proceedings...

She will need to be an attractive female who at first will give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose insecurity for rejection and abandonment, her fear of me having 'cam fun' and my inability to stop MSN'ing a string of other women will eventually lead her into a push me, pull me love/hate cycle which will end up in infidelity and the eventual emotional breakdown of the relationship!

Although not completely necessary, it would be nice if she drinks to forget, have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships, have already been in unstable relationships, and previously been diagnosed with Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder better still a Bi-Polar Affective Disorder

If you think you meet these requirements (wow, I'm getting excited just writing this!), please don't hesitate to contact me as soon as possible.

In the meantime, thank you for reading my posting, and do take care.

All the best,......Andy xx

If whilst reading this you were smiling, get in touch...if you were nodding, get in touch...if you're smiling and nodding...get help.

I have been asked to say a little about myself so here goes, I'm a man...yep that about sums it up.

If I have added you as a fav it's because I thought your profile was good and I have such a bad memory that I know I will never find you again, if I dont get round to writing to you it's because I forgot so just remove me if you feel uncomfortable. If I add you again it's because I forgot you removed me. Does that make sense...now where did I put my car keys.

Let the games begin and may the best man win...even if it's a woman

If your into one night stands let's make it Oslo shall we.

Cosmic Irony
A type of irony in which Fate, the Universe, God, or what ever omnipotent force you choose, makes it their sole purpose to mess with your head, life, screw you over and watch the mayhem while laughing at your misfortune.